flapjack

When a man shits on woman's chest and she squishes it between her breasts and eats it.

Person 1: DUDE I totally gave that girl a flapjack! Person 2: Your fucked in the head!

by KrazyLuke360 December 13, 2010

Flapjacking

When a guy hits girls butt and it makes that clapping sound.

When jay Flapjacked me I, my booty cheered. I cant wait for my next Flapjacking.

by Marko main May 13, 2015

flapjack

When you fuck a girl in her fat rolls.

Well I'm saving for marriage but I'll give you a flapjack instead. What does that mean? You know when I jack you off with my stomach rolls.

by DaFlapJacker March 17, 2016

flapjack ass

Big booty.

"Damn she got a flapjack ass."

by noreh April 25, 2016

flapjack ass

The state in which one's posterior is so undeveloped and underutilized that it begins to resemble that of a common breakfast dish.

Girl: "Have you seen Sally lately?"
Boy: "Yeah, she has a total flapjack ass."

by muscleman_2020 August 30, 2016

flapjack

A stupid person

"you don't know what two squared is? You utter flapjack"

by Donaugustine July 14, 2016

Flapjacking

Female teabagging

My bird was Flapjacking me last night

by Aslan101 May 15, 2016