flabbergasted

1. To be astounded by how ugly your face is.
2. Consumed with gas.

OMG! Your mom is so fcuking flabbergasted!

I feel flabbergasted with gas.

by Dvhs February 11, 2006

flabbergasted vaginia

a suprised vaginia i.e rape

news reporter:

"After the rape vitcims were found, there was said to be 5 counts of flabbergasted vaginias."

by FieryAshes February 18, 2009

flabber

Use the flabber word in an example sentence

by Bleh September 8, 2003

flabberbabbalabbablabbydick

a real dumass who babbles way too much incomprehensible gibberish.

ok, i understand the groupies, but who invited the flabberbabbalabbablabbydick sound guy?!!

by Freeko Zoidle February 17, 2008

flabbergollin

The hard tip at the end of a shoelace.

My flabbergollin is losing its hardness

by Ariel1209 September 7, 2007

Flabbergasted

it means when someone urinates on something or someone

"mom, i Flabbergasted the bed"

"no, ma'am, i didn't Flabbergast the cat"

by whobannedyoussef December 29, 2021

hibber flabber

To have sex on top of a mountain with a cat

I watched a man hibber flabber a cat

by Parkkek biagdei February 17, 2018