A fecal rocket the name for a person who has the intestinal flu, upset stomach, or a digestive track problem that is causing severe diarrhea. The person has become a “fecal rocket” on the toilet.
by The Hathmeister October 16, 2007
A peice of feces launched out of the anus, with the objective of hitting someone in the face, or just spashing in the toilet water
Man, I saw this kid walk by, and as a joke, I shot a fecal dart at his forehead. By the way, you have shit near your eyes. You're so gross.
by Paccali November 14, 2002
An all encompassing obsession with stools, not always of a sexual nature. The desire to take a big dump in every bathroom you find. To meticulously calculate this undertaking in a group. Fecal Fantasy Force
Billy: Gee Sally, I had the greatest Fecal Fantasy this morning.
Sally: Really Billy, what's that?
Billy: I wanna drop a deuce in every bathroom on our college campus.
Sally: My dear! What an undertaking! We may need to call for backup.
Billy: QUICKLY SALLY TO THE BM HOTLINE!!!! Assemble the FECAL FANTASY FORCE!!!!
Sally: Damn right!
Sally: Really Billy, what's that?
Billy: I wanna drop a deuce in every bathroom on our college campus.
Sally: My dear! What an undertaking! We may need to call for backup.
Billy: QUICKLY SALLY TO THE BM HOTLINE!!!! Assemble the FECAL FANTASY FORCE!!!!
Sally: Damn right!
by LUX February 16, 2004
by Mashque September 21, 2010
by Billche April 07, 2003
One who fucks off a lot, or is fucking off at the time.
One who throws shit, similar to a monkey.
Used offten to harass friends.
One who throws shit, similar to a monkey.
Used offten to harass friends.
"Get in the truck you fuckin' fecal flinger"
by Andy M. January 17, 2007
by Harmon from G-ville February 02, 2010