fecal chatter

Discussion of one's recent bowel movements

Yesterday Eric and I were talking about the biggest craps we'd ever taken. It was complete fecal chatter

by westacles October 31, 2008

fecal dart

A peice of feces launched out of the anus, with the objective of hitting someone in the face, or just spashing in the toilet water

Man, I saw this kid walk by, and as a joke, I shot a fecal dart at his forehead. By the way, you have shit near your eyes. You're so gross.

by Paccali November 14, 2002

Fecal Fantasy

An all encompassing obsession with stools, not always of a sexual nature. The desire to take a big dump in every bathroom you find. To meticulously calculate this undertaking in a group. Fecal Fantasy Force

Billy: Gee Sally, I had the greatest Fecal Fantasy this morning.

Sally: Really Billy, what's that?

Billy: I wanna drop a deuce in every bathroom on our college campus.

Sally: My dear! What an undertaking! We may need to call for backup.

Billy: QUICKLY SALLY TO THE BM HOTLINE!!!! Assemble the FECAL FANTASY FORCE!!!!

Sally: Damn right!

by LUX February 16, 2004

Fecal-Shmeckled

(Verb) When you're doing anal with a girl, and she craps on your cock

Guy #1: What smells?

Guy #2: I tried to buttfuck Sheela, but i went too hard and got fecal-shmeckled

by Mashque September 22, 2010

fecal rope

string o shit

We promise 9 feet of fecal rope in our raunchy vids

by Billche April 6, 2003

fecal flinger

One who fucks off a lot, or is fucking off at the time.

One who throws shit, similar to a monkey.

Used offten to harass friends.

"Get in the truck you fuckin' fecal flinger"

by Andy M. January 20, 2007

FECAL FATIGUE

The complete exhaustion of cleaning your home of animal fecal matter.

My wife ran over the puppy because she was suffering from fecal fatigue.

by Harmon from G-ville February 2, 2010