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faptard

A person who has an addiction to orgasm.
That guy is a faptard, he faps to Taylor Swift 50 times a day.
by l0lw0tk1d June 8, 2016
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Fartachios

It's when you eat Pistachios and you get a brain fart at the same time
this is Fartachios
by Spaghetti Attack May 30, 2017
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fartaphagus

A relatively small enclosed space, like an elevator, where a deadly fart can't be escaped. See sartaphagus.
Dude! You turned this closet into a fartaphagus! I'm melting!
by Ace Remingtom August 1, 2017
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fartanharg

when a fart is so long that it rolls down your pants and skin
guy. wow did you just fartanharg
girl. yes it is going down my legs
random guy. WHAT
by jhat butthole doe February 5, 2018
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fartanharg

when a fart is so long that it rolls down your pants and skin
guy. wow did you just fartanharg.
girl. yes and it is rolling down my leg.
random gut. WHAT.
by jhat butthole doe February 5, 2018
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fartanharg

guy. wow did you just fartanharg.
girl. yes it went down my leg.
random guy. WHAAAAT.
by jhat butthole doe February 5, 2018
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Fartado's Lady

This is the pinnacle of deceit. It is the lowest possible classification found under the umbrella of the category "Sancho". This is a homewrecking act done by a female. In which, a female participates in any sexual act that involves ejaculation with a male that is taken or in a relationship with a distinct female classification. The key part here is, the male that is chosen to complete this grungeful act with HAS to be taken by a female significant other that is either a hooker, prostitute, escort, or any other classification of female that exchanges sexual acts with a predetermined agreement to receive a monetary settlement for this act. This is the crucial part in order to classify as a Fartado's Lady. It is the most vile and vengeful cheating act known to man. Generally this act is done by a female who is cheating to hurt someone (ex boyfriend, bf, etc). Condoms/protection are strictly forbidden, otherwise that defeats the purpose. And yes, escorts do have significant others.
Oh, No Way! That Mexican girl with the fake rrrrumpa clearly is not afraid to admit she had sex with Jaimas boyfriend! She just took down Jaima's whole client list in one swoop! She went for the dagger! Got someone with the 'ol: Fartado's Lady. Someone must have really pissed her off.
by Da Wordsmiff May 31, 2018
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