equestriaschlong

Noun. 1) The large penis of a racing horse. 2) A penis comparable in size to the penis of a racing horse.

Coined at Poplicks.com: http://poplicks.com/2008/07/what-if-war-broke-out-over-condom-ads.html

Before Mary decided to saddle up to the stud, she made sure to pack some extra-large condoms that would fit his equestriaschlong.

by Camilla Toe August 14, 2008

Esquina

Used in prison to define those who will fight if called upon. Chicano Exclusive.

Esquina is ready to throw down after last head count.

by Mateo Paredes April 10, 2020

equestrian blumpkin

A variation on the standard blumpkin. Instead of receiving a blow job on the toilet, the lucky recipient remains standing and poops like a horse.

"So this crazy drunk girl told me she wanted to give me a blumpkin last night. But the line to the bathroom was way too long. So I dropped my pants, stuck my dick in her mouth, and took a crap on the floor like a horse. Who knew that equestrian blumpkins weren’t allowed in Chucky Cheese’s?"

by The Masked Pooper January 6, 2009

Esquared

To be Esquared is to pass the bar exam and be admitted to the bar in two States!

My bright and talented and awesome friend Amy just got her bar exam results from both Pennsylvania and New Jersey and passed both exams thus she is Esquared!

by jmspaesq November 13, 2010

Equesticle

A group of bronies.

I saw a herd of equesticles downtown today.

by koriken October 4, 2017

canine equestrian extravaganza

A term used to describe an even more useless version of a dog and pony show.

"I hear HR wants a dog and pony show tomorrow."

"Worse, we got a canine equestrian extravaganza on our hands."

"Damn."

by Rapier June 27, 2007

Esquivalience

The act of putting a fake word in your dictionary to trick others who copy your dictionary into admitting it without knowing it, like how New Oxford American Dictionary put in the word "Esquivalience" into their dictionary, and when dictionary.com had that word, New Oxford American Dictionary could report them for copying their dictionary

Human 1: Wow did you hear about how New Oxford American Dictionary tricked dictionary.com into admitting that they copied their dictionary?

Human 2: No, I did not! What happened?

Human 1: Well New Oxford American Dictionary esquivalienced them!

Human 2: Really? Wow!

Human 1: Yes, and after proving that they were copying, New Oxford American Dictionary could shut down dictionary.com after absorbing all their assets, by making them file for bankruptcy! Then, New Oxford American Dictionary found the owner of dictionary.com and sued him for millions, causing him to have to pay up his daughter's college fund, his and his wife's retirement fund, their pensions, their 401ks, their savings, and the deed to their house, causing him to declare personal bankruptcy! Then, they found him hungry on the street, and hired 4 thugs to beat him up, leading to him going to the hospital, and was only half-treated due to his lack of insurance and lack of savings! Then, he spent 14 years as an indentured servant to pay off the remainder of his lawsuit, and finally, 3 more years to pay back his hospital bills! He died homeless, starving to death, along with his wife and 2 children who also ended up dying, after being unable to afford food.

Human 2: That'll teach 'em not to copy off of New Oxford American Dictionary! Copyright for the win!

by StrattoniteGamer February 26, 2021