LG Electronics

A crappy electronics company that is legally destroying property and killing people with there shitty cell phones.

Their hdtvs were popular back in 2009, but good luck finding one today, since its either in the landfill or started a housefire.

I used to have a right arm, but LG electronics blew it away from me. I shoulda bought ZTE smartphone...

by st31n3r November 22, 2019

Electronic pudding

A mass of charger cords and unknown electronic devices, usually tangled up in a drawer.

I opened the bottom drawer and it was a complete electronic pudding in there.

by Irlgay June 19, 2015

Electronic paperweight

1. When your phone is in a place where it doesn't have service.

2. When your phone has been cut off due to lack-of-phone-bill-pay

1.
Guy 1: Dude, want to go camping?
Guy 2: Sure, but I'm not bringing my cell phone
Guy 1: Why not, bro?
Guy 2: The lake is a dead zone... My phone is an electronic paperweight up there

2.
Guy 1: Brosef, I tried calling you yesterday but it went straight to voicemail... Turn your phone on!
Guy 2: It is on, but I forgot to pay my phone bill. My phone's an electronic paperweight right now

by Dave-Landon October 11, 2011

Electronically transmitted disease

Computer virus passed through computers, by email, and messages

I caught a electronically transmitted disease by opening an attachment by email.

by Game nerdz September 22, 2018

83 Electrons

83 electrons is a reference to the Periodic table, where the element with 83 electrons is Bismuth, which symbol is Bi,

If you say someone only has 83 electrons, it means they are acting bisexual/are bisexual or maybe they're just straight but being a bit too obsessed with the same gender.

Person 1: "Did you see john? He was looking at Paul's ass, i know he's straight but he was acting very gay."
Person 2: "He probably only has 83 electrons."
Person 1: "Yeah he does have a lot of chemistry with the same gender..."
Person 2: "..."
Person 1: "Do you get it? Chemistry? ...C'mon that was funny."
Person 2: "This is why your mom doesn't love you Carl."

by Ieatkidsforfun January 13, 2023

Electronic Stroke

When a device quits working or starts glitching out for no apparent reason.

"Do you want to play some Dark Souls?"
"I can't man, my PS4 is having an Electronic Stroke."

by HydraMoonlight March 4, 2021

electron pusher

disambiguation of "pencil pusher" a person with a clerical job involving a lot of tedious and repetitive computer work

J: "Hey team, I just moved all our work projects into JIRA!"

Q: "Jeff, you are such an electron pusher"

by RBaron June 21, 2022