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Ejaculate Consumption Theory

The theory that consuming ejaculate from a male will increase the testing scores of females giving blow jobs before tests. This theory requires that the male be a reasonably intelligent guy.
The Deviant Gentleman convinced the pretty young lady that if she was to give him a blow job before her test, she would get a higher score. I can't believe she fell for the Ejaculate Consumption Theory.
by Bret Michaels January 8, 2008
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Retarded Ejaculation

During masturbation when about to blow your load a completely disgusting image pops into your head. Your load merely dribbles down the sides of your dick.
Josh- I was jacking off last night and all of a sudden i pictured Rosie O'Donnell's naked body.... i had a Retarded Ejaculation
by my pet tit August 28, 2011
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Ejaculendous

A picture or other micellaneous item that gives you the urge too jack off.!
Dude! That picture of sara is Ejaculendous!
by Gary_Owns_This January 19, 2008
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Hormonal Ejaculation

Hormonal Ejaculation is another synonym for crying, although not very subtle sounding, it does fit appropriately as shedding out tears could also be defined as ejaculating your hormones.
A :Hey did you hear? , our boy got his ass dumped by his chick last night.

B : Ah Shit, For real ?

A : Yeah ! , and that was followed by a shit load of Hormonal Ejaculation from his side.

A & B : Lol'z, Poor Him! ...
by Eliminist August 7, 2010
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ejaculistic pencisiliation

to vigorously introduce a pencil into one's ass crack, with extreme prejudice, for the purpose of sexual arousal
Everything was goin fine until she reached onto my desk, and gave me a brutal case of ejaculistic pencisiliation.
by Wonderbra April 14, 2003
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ejackyaslap

when you ejaculate in to the palm of your hand and bitch slap a individiual
"mark accidentally ejackyaslapped his daughter"
by jr.juice July 23, 2009
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Ejacucapper

A woman who deliberately takes men's virginities in order to successfully be a whore without the STD risk factors. A smart whore.
Dayna's on her fifth geek, she is definitely an ejacucapper
by DaynaDanger July 13, 2010
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