The theory that consuming ejaculate from a male will increase the testing scores of females giving blow jobs before tests. This theory requires that the male be a reasonably intelligent guy.
The Deviant Gentleman convinced the pretty young lady that if she was to give him a blow job before her test, she would get a higher score. I can't believe she fell for the Ejaculate Consumption Theory.
by Bret Michaels January 8, 2008
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Josh- I was jacking off last night and all of a sudden i pictured Rosie O'Donnell's naked body.... i had a Retarded Ejaculation
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by Gary_Owns_This January 19, 2008
Get the Ejaculendous mug.Hormonal Ejaculation is another synonym for crying, although not very subtle sounding, it does fit appropriately as shedding out tears could also be defined as ejaculating your hormones.
A :Hey did you hear? , our boy got his ass dumped by his chick last night.
B : Ah Shit, For real ?
A : Yeah ! , and that was followed by a shit load of Hormonal Ejaculation from his side.
A & B : Lol'z, Poor Him! ...
B : Ah Shit, For real ?
A : Yeah ! , and that was followed by a shit load of Hormonal Ejaculation from his side.
A & B : Lol'z, Poor Him! ...
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Everything was goin fine until she reached onto my desk, and gave me a brutal case of ejaculistic pencisiliation.
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