drinking elbow

:derived from the term "tennis elbow" Applied to alcoholics, (esp. brainless old coots) who practice over-repetitive soul drowning alcohol abuse. Lifemates of the Dragon Lady

Get your shit straight, or do ya wanna wind up with those bitter old fucks down at the waterin' hole with drinking elbow?!

by fuckhead joe July 4, 2007

marriage elbow

similar to tennis elbow, but due to being married and the lack of sex resulting in increasing masturbation causing sore/stiff elbow.

Man my wife has been stingy with giving it up. It's been like a month. She's got me getting that marriage elbow.

by number1loser April 5, 2011

elephant elbows

elbows that are so dry and cracked they resemble elephant skin

Friend 1: "Are my elbows dry I can't see them?"

Friend 2: "Girl you got elephant elbows they're so dry!"

by qweruiop123 October 3, 2011

Garth Brooks Elbow

To take off your boots (preferably cowboy boots) and beat the shit out of someone.

When the bar fight starts, someone's getting the Garth Brooks Elbow.

by ohiofisherman May 23, 2009

Elowyn

Elowyn is a fun loving girl. She loves to hang out with her friends and have a good time. Elowyn is The best girl to date. She'll stick with you until the end of time if you're the right guy. Her amazing smile and beautiful Ocean like eyes will always brighten your day. Elowyn is also a sporty girl that usually plays more than 1.

Me and Elowyn went on a date last night.

OMG dude congrats she's such an Elowyn.

by Kademmm826 January 28, 2018

drop the elbow

Questioning a fellow male if he would fuck a female they are checking out.

Q: Hey dude, drop the elbow?

A: Hell yeah! From the top rope!

by Big Fern December 14, 2007

Elbow Racing

When you and your buddy have two girls on the same bed. The girls are elbow to elbow and so are you and your buddy, while simultaneously nose deep in your respective snatches. The first to cum wins! There are 2 winners, but no losers in this game.

Me: Feel free to say no to this, but would you and your friend over there like to cum back to my apartment with my buddy and I for some elbow racing?
Girl: Why we would love to cum back and find out what elbow racing is!

by Rube Tube January 11, 2013