Evangaqueen

Evangelical christians (ministers, deacons, preachers, tele-evangelists) who are caught in sexual mis-conduct, typically in a homosexual arrangement, and occasionally in relation to a minor.

Once, when I was at Jesus Camp, I saw that evangaqueen; Ted Haggard. He asked me if I had any meth.

by The Fruit Fly December 27, 2006

Ebanezer Scrooge

The Ebanezer Scrooge(Action)-A sexual act preformed on Christmas eve.


Procedure-

Step 1.On Christmas eve of any given year, take the milk and cookies normally placed on the mantle for Santa Clause off the mantle.

Step 2. Bring them to a sexually arousing place with your Female partner.

Step 3. Place your woman on her head and pour the milk into her vagina

Step 4. Dip the cookies into the milk and eat them with much enjoyment.

Verb for of the word or phrase- "Scroogeing"

"Oh hunnie, its so cold out, wanna do The Ebanezer Scrooge?"

or

"Damn baby, Christmas eve really makes me wanna Scrooge"

by My Brees Suck February 27, 2009

evangelicatheist

An atheist whose obnoxiousness rivals that of an evangelical christian. They are determined to shove their beliefs in everyone's faces in the same way that evangelical christians are. Many of them claim they hate religion because it makes people think they are better than everyone else and people force it on others, while they do the same thing with their beliefs.

See Bill Maher

Bill Maher is a evangelicatheist.

by Polexia May 28, 2011

evangelical

1.Someone who despite all accepted scientific evidence does not believe in evolution.
2.Even stranger in the 21st century. Someone who believes that "The passion of the Christ" is a better film than "Life of Brian"
3. Someone liable to start waving their hands during a church song.

1. Utah
2. No Taste
3. A habit more repellant than sticking your hand down your trousers in church.

by Cillie September 15, 2005

Evange-dating

When an Evangelical Christian dates a non-Evangelical with the express purpose of using the dating relationship as an opportunity to evangelize the non-Evangelical.

Often the term is used as an excuse to the Evangelical community for why the person is dating a non-Christian helping to overcome the strong bias toward dating a fellow Evangelical.

Yeah, well she's evange-dating him.

by eg$ February 28, 2011

evangelanthropist

A person that preaches the gospels who gives freely of their abundance to the needy

As an evangelanthropist, he gave all his inheritance away to the homeless shelter while preaching there one day, without thinking of how he would get home without taxi money.

by evangelanthropy101 April 22, 2013

Evangelical Enema

The conversion of religion through anal sex.

Priest 1: So when did you become a Christian?

Priest 2: When I was given an evangelical enema as a choir boy.

by Nastyoldnasty October 9, 2017