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Trump needs to eat a peach

It’s when the Congress gives a peach to Donald trump but trump refuses to eat it.
The Congress: trump, u need eat that fucking peach I gave u.
Trump: NO!!!
The Congress: or we will fire u and we’ll replace u with joe Biden the badass as president.
Trump: u can’t I’m fucking rich & u work for me because u guys are peasants.
The Congress: just eat the fucking peach & ur ass won’t get kicked.
Trump: fuck no, I ain’t eating shit!
*the congress kicks trump’s ass back to China where he belongs*
The Congress: hey joe Biden, ur now the president.
Joe Biden: oh yeah yeah

The word I should define; trump needs to eat a peach.
by Some1 @ the internet December 20, 2019
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eat a hoe

Basically you eat out a hoe. It can be also used to tell a person to shut up because they're hungry.
Man: You know what?
Man 2: What?
Man: Eat a hoe!
by whwhenyouwakeup January 30, 2017
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Go eat a hole!

What you say when someone insults you jokingly or comes up with a sassy comeback. Cross between "I'ma eat you..." and "Go dig a hole..."
MARIA: You realize you did the whole project wrong...
KELLY: Go eat a hole!
by World Word Master January 13, 2009
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eat a meme

a meme is an idea, behavior, or style that spreads from person to person within a culture — often with the aim of conveying a particular phenomenon, theme, or meaning represented by the meme.

if you say "eat a meme" or someone says it to you it means get memeish or look at a good meme. you get grumpy when you go awhile without memes
"you sound sad lately you should eat a meme"
"chill dude! eat a meme or two!"
"you should start eating memes!"
by TangyTangerine November 13, 2017
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eat a vsco girl’s head off day

On November 2nd, any human is allowed to go up to a vsco girl,and take a huge bite out of her head! Make sure you let her know that this is for dropping your obnoxious hydroflask on the floor during every single test. You’re welcome. ;)
Today is eat a vsco girl’s head off day
by micky the dog October 24, 2019
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National eat a tree day

National eat a tree day is when you eat a tree
It’s national eat a tree day go eat a tree
by Skythefortnitegod May 13, 2020
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Eat a peach

Shayna can really eat a peach!
by Allthefacts September 13, 2020
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