Etad

A date with your TA

Omg Sally, my TA asked if I wanted to go on an Etad with him!

by MVince1172 May 6, 2022

eardick

The codename that normal people (real ASMR creators, as well as ordinary netizens) should start using from now on to designate a structure with two ear-shaped microphones. "Eardicks" are a key part of ear licking "ASMR" videos; it's given the codename "eardick" because those so-called "ASMR videos" are actually blowjob simulators. Addendum: we need a campaign against these self-styled "ASMRtists" who are smearing legitimate ASMR.

You've seen this "AsMr CrEaToR" sucking on that eardick? That's enough proof of who she is - a total creep.

by Almost a Philosopher June 12, 2022

Elard

A rare specimen only smart in a few single fields and downright stupid in others. People with that name are true Chads

Ayo did you see what Elard did, he brought Vodka to school.
Yeah, I figured

by anonymous July 1, 2022

eardk

When you do a YouTube shorts challenge thing and it says to circle letters out of you eye color, name, month you were born, fav drink, and fav animal and your name is the letters you circle so mine was eardk

I have to write out my name according to YouTube, and oh look at that my new name is eardk!

by Shorty #2 October 21, 2022

Eard

Hair that grows in the ears of old men.

Looking in the mirror, Dave noticed the gray hair in his ears was almost long enough to braid. Dave knew he was growing an eard.

by saavy chimp November 21, 2022

earden

Here Then have it you dog, when you pass the bong to your wife you say "here then" Earden!!!

EarDen have dis ear

by unnabudge December 11, 2022

Emtard

A level of idiocracy past that of retarded

Ms monell is being a emtard

by anonymous February 16, 2023