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Derf

A wonderful humourous individual. Usually an adult. The kind who would make an excellent coach, parent etc.
We should be so lucky as to have him as a coach, he's a derf.
by rellim July 12, 2006
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Sex Dwarf

A degenerate form of Ephebophilia, a "Sex Dwarf" is an underage male, usually between the ages of fourteen and sixteen, who willingly participates in homosexual sex acts (e.g., orgies) with older males over the age of twenty.

The resulting sexual acts often include bukkake, among other things, and are always done with the consent (often enthusiastic) of the boy in question.

"Sex Dwarves" are always boys with large gential endowments, despite their age, and are valued for being "innocent" and young.

Use of boys as "Sex Dwarves" is occasionally found in dominant practitioners of BDSM, where the "Sex Dwarf" in question is always the uke ("bottom"), and are often the subject of extreme forms of humiliation (e.g., being put on a leash like a dog).
"They all love your
Miniature ways --
You know what they say
About small boys..."
__________
Soft Cell, "Sex Dwarf"
by The RS November 3, 2007
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deerfieldian

A group of students attending Deerfield Academy with the same intelliegence compared with their ancestoral roots the Neanderthals. Unreasonable amounts of body hair can be found on their female species which has led researchers to suspect that Deerfield has held on to their age old tradition of an all boys education. That being said, Deerfieldians still hold a special place in our Society today. They are good at the occupation of "Tool", "Homo-sexual", "Preppy wannabes", etc. and make good targets for other schools to trash on them. Their location (Deerfield Mass.) is out in the boonies and they resort to alternative activities deemed extremely uncivilized.
DA Student 1: Ug! Ug!
DA Student 2: Unga Bunga!
by J.Lee May 5, 2005
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dwarfed giant

Gaylorn was 1m 85cm tall. He is definately a dwarfed giant.
by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009
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DERF

Acronym for "Drag Exclusionary Radical Feminist". A person who espouses to be a feminist but who does not believe that men dressed in Drag should be included in the fight for equality, especially in employment or salary parity. This rabid exclusion of an entire class of women is usually a belief based on misplaced uptight morality.
DERFS are not helping the fight against the patriarchy
by a-a-a-a-ron January 10, 2019
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derf

it means when your parents are fornicating and you walk in on them and join in
Jason was caught derfing (verb) and sent to jail where he derfed (verb) again
by Rodney's sock May 11, 2022
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derf

Shane Hyatt is such a derf
thats a derfy idea (plural)
by ur mummma October 20, 2008
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