Closet Drowning

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When you are in the closet (talking about your sexuality) and you have been in there so long that you're drowning in all the cum from your countless masturbations because your too alone to have sex with anyone/anything else.

Person 1: Yo, Sam has got to come out the closet soon, everyone know it
Person 2: Yeah, at this rate he'll start closet drowning

by BlackJayd April 20, 2018

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Liver Drowning

Infamous drinking game that is typically held in frats nation wide. The rules are simple, the first person to need a stomach pump loses not only the game and their dignity but also the privilege of having a working liver. This should not be confused with a drowning liver.

Chad: Bros who's up for a game of liver drowning?
Cam: I can't I lost last week and can never drink again.
Chad: Bro why such a PUSSY?!

by GnarlyCharley325 March 6, 2019

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koury.drowning

the greatest tiktoker alive

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by idiot apple July 1, 2021

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anaemic drowning.

when people with anaemia lack the ability to swim due to a reduction in iron affecting balance and thrust in the water

she cant swim?

oh no she’s anaemic drowning.

by jim parsons April 2, 2023

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academically drowning

When students are overwhelmed by their school work and feel as if they are downing in assignments that are due soon.

My roommate is academically drowning, she has three papers due in two days!
My professor for philosophy assigned summaries for five 20-page readings this Tuesday that are due today. I feel like I am academically drowning.

by aburntoutcollegestudent April 12, 2023

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White Drowning

A white man covering a well-made meal in ketchup.

"dude i going to white drown this steak"
"this is why we all hate you. stop using stupid urban dictionary ass shit. NOBODY THINKS YOUR FUCKING FUNNY MITCH. MAKE A FUCKING FUNNY JOKE."
"hehe white drowning"

by just poland July 3, 2023

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