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doperoni

Doperoni (adj) -
1. The combination of dope and pepperoni.
2. Hyperbole describing something of extreme awesomeness. Originated as being something better than both 'dope' and 'pepperoni'
The other day I did a complete rendition of Michael Jackson's Thriller for a crowd of third graders. A doperoni time was had by all.
by Gaterpillar September 4, 2008
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DBZer

Usually teenagers, a DBZer is person who tries to learn how to fight and how to use Chi to hone their fighting skills by imitating what they see on Dragon Ball Z.
"That DBZer over there is trying to power up before he fights Billy behind the school."
by Jib April 12, 2004
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Donercycle

Idiot on a very fast motorcycle making his or her body parts available for donation.
A crotch rocket becomes a donercycle at high uncontrolable high speeds.
by mike2545 October 24, 2008
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Head-doer

Someone who does someone's head in; An individual who causes severe migraines and headaches to a person of their choice (usually of close relation) to serve their mischievous and teasing ways.
"Bro Angelina and Albina both won't stop doing my head in, legit head-doers man"

"My mum's doing my head in, all she isn't letting me have a break"

"Josh keeps calling me, he is such a head doers"
by Uncle Kamal March 26, 2020
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Doertard

A combination of Dork, Nerd and Retard.
Tiffany you are acting like such a Doertard.
by Brooklyn Fracalossy March 27, 2009
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The Doner Kebab Theory

The doner kebab theory is a theoretical framework for modelling problems from the asymmetrical warefare and more specifically islamic terrorists' behavior. As a main proponent of the theory is rumoured the bulgarian Prime Minister Mr. Boyko Borisov.

The doner kebab theory postulates that the chance of a terrorist attack is negatively correlated with the number of doner kebab houses in a certain state, city or neighbourhood. First, the theory supports the idea that the most owners of doner kebab houses are muslims. Second, it is supposed that terrorist wouldn't risk the chance of hurting a fellow muslim. Hence, wherever there is a doner house, the risk for a islamic terrorist attack is almost pactically non-existent. Thus the promotion of doner kebab houses throughout the whole state could help minimize the risk of a malicious terrorist attack from evil islamic forces.

One of the main advantages of the theory is its simple premises that are derived from basic human emotions as not hurting someone from the own group. Also, the theory gives a very straightforward practical solution to cope with problems of international terrorism and its logic can be easily grasped even by laics.
On the negative side the theory lacks empirical evidence that support it's main theoretical propositions. More research could - but must/should not necessarly - be done in the next decades.
- Hey, man, I am really scared that the terrorist are going to blow us up in the air next time we visit the mall.
- No worries, there is a doner kebab house right inside the mall. The doner kebab theory says we are safe.
- Oh, that's great. Let's go!
by choko.i.boko July 29, 2012
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orgasam doner

I am an orgasam doner. Don't beleive me? Well maybee you should ask your mom.
by Ali T April 27, 2003
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