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Douchebag

Any male, over the age of 15, that wears a baseball cap with the brim still flat, and not properly curved.
That guy is 40, why is he wearing his hat like that?

Because he's a douchebag
by grad98cofc March 22, 2013
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Douchebag

"Man, that guy is being such an douchebag."
"Yeah, what an Alex Harris."
by Ajent123 August 26, 2013
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Paul Abrahamian from Big Brother.
There has never been a bigger douchebag in the history of Big Brother.
by BA82 September 8, 2017
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Douchebag

Bro, pink hair, talking with your eyebrows, comedy sketches in your tighy whiteys, wearing pink and doing emo rap with complete confidence, thats so douchebag...
by ARP 123 March 18, 2022
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douchebag

1. A male who thinks he is the shit when he is actually just a piece of shit.

2. Males who dress in pink shirts with popped collars and crooked ball cap with too much fake gold or platinum jewelry.

3. Any teenage asshole who rides a crotch rocket down the interstate at 90 miles an hour while dodging in between cars and cutting off trucks.

4. The guy who gets way too drunk at the club or party, hits on everyone else's girl, and makes a scene if he thinks you're cockblocking him. You'll find this guy puking in the toilet or getting his pussy ass beat by the bouncers outside the club at the end of the night.

5. A male who is such a shitty piece of crap that he isn't fit to be used for vaginal hygene. The male equivalent to a cunt.

6. A male who is sociopath light. This type of male has no conscience and will resort to any sort of conduct necessary to get what he wants without concern for how his conduct might affect those around him. These males are not quite at the level of full blown sociopaths as they generally do not engage in criminal or truly evil conduct. They are more likely to resort to mean spirited and petty anti social behavior like cock blocking, adultery, rumor spreading, negative cheating, and of course threatening to attack you if you stand up to them.
Brock always brags about the one time he got a meaningless touchdown in that exhibition game but never mentions all of his fumbles during the season. What a douchebag!

That douchebag just grabbed my girl's ass. Then he had the nerve to threaten to kick my ass for getting in between my girlfriend and him.
by phoenix 1997 July 10, 2014
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douchebag

Someone who wears their subglasses backwards in their head
Look at Ben,
He looks like such a douchebag
by Yoooooiiooiiiii August 10, 2015
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Douchebag

Probably one of the most douche-y people you‘ll ever come across in your whole entire life, he’s so stuck up his own ass that his head comes up and out of his own mouth. He’s rude, disrespectful, teases girls and makes them feel uncomfortable. He plants images of his pp into your mind, acting like it’s super big, even though you know it’s probably only medium size. He’s fairly attractive and uses this to your disadvantage. He’s such a douche that I wouldn’t be surprised if he anally douches. The end.
Stacy: Omg, Luke is so hot!
Me: He’s such a douchebag though.
Stacy: UGH! I hate douchebags!
by matilda <3 September 11, 2020
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