Dirty Dink

In the spirit of a Dirty Sanchez, a Dirty Dink is when you take your finger or your dick out of a girls ass and wipe it in her eye(s) which causes her to squint like an Asian.

"Wow. That girl is giving me the evil eye like Bruce Lee. She must have just recieved a Dirty Dink".

or

"I ain't gonna let my bitch drive for a while. She just got a Dirty Dink in both eyes".

by Durmach Calidrivur April 9, 2009

dinka dink

When the tail of a dog wags left and rights in a rhythmic motion.

WOW thats dog is a dinka dinkering.

by SencneS February 9, 2004

shit dink

One whom has shit on the end of the penis either as a result of inserting it into an anal cavity or just plain filth from not being circumsized.

Hey whats up shit dink,
whoa did you just here that he just called you shit dink
he asked you a question shit dink

by [e-mail] February 13, 2008

Rincky Dink

The act of a family taking over a town by sheer force while intoxicated and loud. Giving pause to the townies by having both love and hate in your eyes, and making it known your going to get one of them. To be rincky dinked is to be overwhelmed.

Man: Why don't you allow drinking in the common areas?

Hotel Manager: Awhile back our hotel was rincky dinked and we thought it best for our establishment that drinking is no longer permitted.

Man: Oh that makes sense.

by Joe RinckyDink November 27, 2012

Dink think

When a man makes an unwise choice to a rendezvous with a female. He was thinkin' with his dink.

Doug is always hanging out with the young girls, he can't stop the dink think.

by J. Pads April 17, 2013

finkle dinking

To take home one of the opposite sex, only to find out he/she is a transvestite, and proceeding to engage in sexual intercourse with him/her.

John totally got caught finkle dinking last night! He took home what he thought was some hot chick, but it ended up being Al, and he banged him anyway.

by djmmjy August 22, 2010

dink touch

Secretly touching touching someone with your "dink" by way of a pelvic thrust, then yelling dink touch afterwards to humiliate the victim.

Person A walks up being Person B at the workplace and dink touches him.

by sportpro70 January 2, 2008