depressed orgasm

Let me explain this wonderful term ...
It is a sunny , warm morning , you lay on the grass and the wind is blowing through your fineass hair ... you look around and feel wonderful as if you can feel the earth breathing , then a wonderful fineass man like jack gyllenhaal gets down on you , best bj you ever had.. but suddenly you witness a feeling of darkness because you know jack is just a simulation by the matrix , that wonderful ass orgasm is not real ... u’re getting depressed BUT in a good way because you know you won’t lose your beloved jack , he will always be in ur heart

Friend: “Hey , did you play the last of us?”
Me:” yeah dude, it gave me an depressed orgasm.”
Friend:” damn nice !”

by Yeva.jam December 14, 2017

“Depressed Cows”

literally the best boi who is shy af tho

“Depressed cows” is soo nice ;w;

by InkyKinky May 24, 2018

depressed harry

Depressed harry is an absolute loser. He has no friends and every one is mean to him.

He looks depressed, but not as nearly like depressed harry

by Harry Beumer May 31, 2018

Depressed

ME!
No, but seriously, it means " in a state of unhappiness or despondency"

"I'm depressed":(

by much homo June 7, 2018

Dickpressed

To be dickpressed means to be “depressed” and thirsty for dick.

boy 1: Damn Angela keeps hitting me up in the nightime, telling me to come over
boy 2: Sounds like she might be dickpressed

by HILL$ June 9, 2018

Depressed

Hoss's Steak and Sea House.

Question: Yo Logan, Why you depressed?
Answer: I work at Hoss's. I'm so depressed i can't leave...

by Johnny freakin Appleseed June 12, 2018

Depressed

Only pussies get depression.
If you are depressed you are one big pussy.

Panda: Hi dude, are you alright?
Hanae: No, I'm depressed.
Panda: HAHA pussy.

by hampythehamster July 24, 2018