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Dickicide

The act of intellectually and possibly psychically crushing a person who is so deeply, tragically incorrect about something that it can only be likened to atomizing the guy's dick with your own (larger and certainly superior) penis.
Dude 1: Hey Dude 2! Why don't you drop everything and read this new Twilight book instead of socializing with the guys and otherwise doing awesome things?

Dude 2: You must not have heard what you just said to me right now, because if you had you'd know that you just stuffed your own dick in a blender and asked me to punch the "Ice Crush" button with my johnson. You just committed dickicide, brosef.
by Nasty Lodi October 26, 2012
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dickkicker

Dickkicker(s) are a slang term for large boots (size 14 and up) that are used for kicking someone in the dick, or would hurt to get kicked in the dick by.
Ex 1: Lord, my dad got some new dickkickers, I really hope he doesn't kick me in the dick with those things for spilling his beer again.

Ex 2: Jesus look at the dickkickers on him! Those gotta be at least a size 16!
by Wambamclam March 23, 2017
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DickLickPrickStick

The upmost insulting, vulgar insult known to mankind. Nothing can top it.
Hey listen here you DickLickPrickStick give me back my wallet
by JesusMc2 July 31, 2018
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Dick Pic Flurry

When you awake to multiple dick picks in the morning.
by UglyBaby88 March 8, 2019
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dick pic

Dick pic is slang for an image of a penis, typically sent and received via electronic devices.
Did you hear that hoe got a dick pic from Franky
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 6, 2019
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Dickpit

Dam yo me and the bros gave this girl a dickpit last night
by Xx19Black23xX September 26, 2019
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National Dick Pic Day

All guys must send a dick pick to whoever asks for it
Mia: hey john its national dick pic day uk what to do!
John:📸
by MELO-THE-ASS-EATER November 17, 2020
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