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dickkicker

A dickkicker is a cocktail served in some Northern bars, consisting of the following. One part absinthe, one part Stroh (80% rum) and one part Polish Vodka. Tobasco sauce is optional.
The boys were chuggin dickkickers like it was 1999.

The boys were that astonished they had faces gurned in shapes which have only ever been reserved for dickkicking sessions.
by Dalzer May 27, 2007
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dickkicker

Dickkicker(s) are a slang term for large boots (size 14 and up) that are used for kicking someone in the dick, or would hurt to get kicked in the dick by.
Ex 1: Lord, my dad got some new dickkickers, I really hope he doesn't kick me in the dick with those things for spilling his beer again.

Ex 2: Jesus look at the dickkickers on him! Those gotta be at least a size 16!
by Wambamclam March 23, 2017
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Dickwicker

Someone who holds a heated desire for another's penis. Or, someone who flames my dick.
Billy Hombre, "You see that dude, he's such a dickwicker." John John, "Yeah, Ginger Chris' been carrying a flame for your cock'n-ballz for years." Billy Hombre, "Gobble chug'm guzzle spank'n bust (with blow job motion)...that dude so flames my dick."
by Coombsie Von Mallen June 12, 2011
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dicklicker

that motherfucker, he's a a total dicklicker.
by gayson May 15, 2006
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Dicksuckery

(v)Dicksuckery is the act of sucking up to someone, in such an extreme manner that you are metaphorically, and at most times, literally sucking their dick. People that use dicksuckery on a daily basis, or perform something along the lines of dicksuckery, are often referred to as dick suckers, tools, lames, dickriders, or suck ups.

(n: simple)Dicksuckery is also a noun that accumulates the several different verbs acquainted with dicksuckery such as sucking dick, taking it, or in fact even being a bitch ass.

(n: proper)When someone performs things that fall under the category of dicksuckery, as if it comes naturally to them, they are often reffered to as being born on Planet Dicksuckery, which is also both metaphorical and physical in most cases. Dicksuckery can also, in some cases become a disease when the person has been sucking the dick of something so frequently, that the person is permanently sucking the dick of the said object (Could range from being a person, to a brand of cereal). Side effects are dry mouth, scraped knees, a low self esteem, and sometimes prostitution.
(v) Frequent dicksuckery makes the heart grow colder. and The mouth much dryer.

(n: simple)Look at all this dicksuckery. Too much dicksuckery to finish the job boss.

(n: simple) I went to school for 8 years to get my degree in dicksuckery

(n: proper)Joe frequently has breathing problems due to male extremities being stuck in his throat. Joe must be from Planet Dicksuckery.

(n: proper)Joe has sucked so much of Matt's dick over the years, that a doctor specially trained to deal with Dicksuckery, has diagnosed Joe with a severe case of Dicksuckery.
by SmashNasty November 15, 2010
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Fatass Dicklicker

Fatass Dicklicker is primarily used as a insult
"You shitty Fatass Dicklicker!" Said Johnny when Timothy made him mad
by CheezyPotatos September 23, 2017
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Dickwicker

Dipping the tip of your dick into an expectant hole, with the aim of pleasuring yourself to the point of draining your man juice into said hole. Hole in this case can either be vaginal, rectal, or oral.
I'm a dickwicker
by Cumpump June 16, 2010
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