Derp

the sound muttered, spoken, and/or by some mumbled after an instantaneous moment of extreme stupidity.

you:I HAZ MORE SODA THAN YOUUU! *derp*
Super Market: you're an idiot.
you: derp derp derp.

by THEKOOLKAT July 25, 2010

Delphi

the shit. a select group of girls. so drop dead gorgeous that you will never be one. partiers. half the time don't speak english. normally half naked, pole dancin, show stomping, hell raising good times. if you're not dating one... raise your standards.

Here's to..the shit we talk, the guys we stalk, the way we shop, the laughs we can't stop, the gossip we spill, the looks that could kill, to havin' each other's backs, next morning gettin' the facts, to downin' beers, and spillin' tears, we'll stay together through the years....

wow you hooked up with a delphi? are you a frater?

clickedy clackidy... a delphi in stilletos walked by

by delphilovelies June 11, 2006

herp-derp

the answer for every physics problem according to idiot hipsters that think they are so cool

Q: What is the force of gravity?
A: herp-derp
Teacher: you're a moron

by what??oh i get it . . . kinda October 8, 2011

derp

durp A silly word to be used in silly context, such as at the end of a stupid joke, to emphasize intentional stupidity or ignorance.

"A durp a durp a durp-de durp!" or
"It's not 6:45, it's quarter to 7:00... DURP!!!!"

by Shitnutz November 20, 2003

Derp

From South Park. Originally meant to be said when someone does or says something dumb. Now, said by douchebags and trolls for any reason whatsoever...or sometimes none at all.

John F Kennedy: "Do not pray for easy lives. Pray to be stronger men."

Lindon B Johnson: "Derp."

by GIVEmEEEEEEEEthePower December 8, 2011

Derp

A huge and dramatical case of retardation

Derpy derp derp

by Derps October 26, 2010

derp

a stupid joke that you could see a mile away

derp de derp de derpidy derp

by jonnyg September 1, 2006