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date dump and dash

The act of convincing someone you are going to perform coitus. You then use their facilities to drop a bowel movement. Upon finishing said bowel movement you proceed to exit quite hastily.
Dam that girl comes in like we were gonna get it on, she took a dump and ran. She just got me with a date dump and dash
by Jackiepaper June 25, 2017
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Date Bram November

November is national Date Bram month, so celebrate by dating a sexy, sexxxxxy hot young man named Bram.
I can’t wait to celebrate Date Bram November!
by Sexmaster12345 November 5, 2019
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Date Me December

When a boy ask out one romantic interest (e.i bf or gf) a day, but they are not aloud to chicken out and ask a bro. It must be someone different every day, unless you start dating or the girl or guy asks you again the next day after the boy has said “bee”
The receiver can only say “no” 5 times in December or if they have already been asked that day which means the boy can ask again a different day and has to ask someone else. You are aloud double dates but no more people than that. The date doesn’t have to be on the actually day
Wanna date me this December for Date Me December
by SassySmocher06 November 12, 2019
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Date Rape

(Pronounced Daaate Raaaaape)

1. Noun - A Hell's Angel.
2. Pertaining to a lowest of the low scum bag, with no sense of right or wrong, when it comes to rape, sexual abuse or what is right or wrong sexually.
3. Verb - An actual date rape (a woman getting wronged), as a result of the Date Rapes (noun) selling GHB 'the Date Rape Drug'.
"Nice jacket, Sargent at Arm's (reaching towards a woman's drink to drop date rape in it), I see you've gotten your badge in being a total fucking idiot, Sargent must be a high ranking Date Rape."

"You know those Date Rapes get 6,087 women wronged, 21 percent of rapes in Ontario, mostly between the ages of 16-24, from their GHB 'the date rape drug' and Ketamine, per year in their territory."

"You hear about the Pickton Farm? The Date Rapes partied there a lot, and had the exact same operation in Melbourne Australia, where a woman escaped after a 5 day being wronged/torture and was quoted 'they said if I was good I'd be shot in the head, and if I wasn't I'd be thrown in the grinder and fed to the pigs'."

"That guy gets young women raped for money, knows it's going to happen, but chooses the money over avoiding those young women being scarred for life, what a Date Rape."

"Call them Date Rape, until they stop selling it."

"Hey look, it's GHB on wheels!"
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date tape

Duct tape used to restrain, blindfold or gag reluctant sexual partners.

Basically a guilt prophylactic device you provide to someone you really care about to spare them those uncomfortable morning-after worries about being a dirty, dirty perv or looking like one.
"Just take a little date tape and some zip ties," was Darren's advice for my weekend plans.
by kindeltopian May 13, 2010
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date spam

the ads for dating websites you find in your email
person 1: hey did you check your email today?
person 2:yea but it was full of date spam
by kingbs123 July 31, 2011
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date rape mustache

n. See molester mustache. A thin, poor excuse for a mustache. Usually seen on white trash looking to pick up a piece at the bar. Not to be confused with the '70s porn stache
Man that guy creeps me out. He looks real dirty, he even has a date rape mustache.
by Mr. KoZ January 13, 2008
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