dalton johnson

When you accidentally get your girlfriend pregnant

Guy 1: dude I just pulled a dalton Johnson

Guy 2: dude that’s fucked up

by Block23 January 24, 2018

Dalton

He is a tank

That guy dalton is a tank

by Dalton’s a tank February 25, 2021

Daytona Beach

A city that tries too hard to be important again like a celebrity who can't understand that they're not famous anymore. Trying to reverse the aging process, the city has opted for botox in the form of One Daytona BUT YOUR WRINKLES STILL SHOW

Person 1: Bruh you can find cracks in the buildings, crack in the streets and crackheads on the corner.

Person 2: Duuuuuuude you just be in Daytona Beach!

by Corned Beef and Cabbage March 15, 2019

Daxton

Quite, laid back rock star who plays in the band It's Safe I Swear. Is a slow driver but always makes it there in the end. Everyone loves his personality and there are none that dislike him. Has a small yippy dog but owns it like a man. Awesome dude with an awesome tude and everyone should feel lucky to be his friend.

Look at how well that dude plays bass with his fingers, he must be a Daxton.

by axart May 1, 2013

Dalton

You know he's bad news, but that never stops you from longing for his husky voice and his tastefully seductive body. The lust buried deep inside you always somehow manages to come to life like a phoenix being reborn from its ashes. This is what He does to you. But there is another side. Hidden beneath his scarred heart lay memories of terror. Something happened to him. He was never the same. He has a split personality, in a way, half human, half monster. The only thing left in the world that makes him happy lingers before his very eyes and is taken away forever in a single second. He now lives a tortured existence, longing for what he knows he will never have.

Labrijonay: My god, I miss Fabio.
Saleisha: Oh yeah, wasn't he, like, totally deep, and amazing and now tortured that he lost you.
Labrijonay: Yeah, he's a total Dalton.

by Tarot January 11, 2008

Daxton

Daxton's are caring lazy and tend to be gamers. They have the audacity to explain something you already know and act like you didn't. They tend to be assholes, but still lovable even though.

Fuck you Daxton

by BallsinurJaws2134 September 8, 2021

dalton

typically a really cool kid. he like to play soccer. but he has no game whatsoever. athletic, tan, smart, funny, sexy, pretty eyeballs. popular name in the 1980's. has a name meaning oh beautiful one.

dalton: but august you are absolutely right i don't have any game. could you teach me?

august: sure, let's play some soccer.

girl 1; ohmymy. look at that sexy beast.
girl 2; i know that's dalton, isn't he fine?

by augustoooo. September 9, 2010