compy

Affectionate term for computer, used when someone is attempting to sound gay.

Luc: "Kyle come fix my compy!"

Kyle: "I don't think you could sound any gayer."

by kyleisawesome December 9, 2008

cummyhank

A hanky or handkerchief used to masturbate with to catch the ejaculate so it doesn't stain the bed sheets or your PJ's

my cummyhank is a bit hard and stained - I think I should put it in the wash and get another one

by Semen Lover February 19, 2009

clumpy bones

A guy who usually lives in the East County or Tierrasanta and loves fat chicks, driving lifted trucks, Rob Dyrdek and the "Bung-Flesh".

Other words to call these people:
-Mr. Bones
-Senor Klumpy
-Klec Klac Klumpy Bonez

"Did you hear Clumpy Bones shaves his cornpop?"
-"No. Why does he do that?"

"Because, he likes it extra smooth for F.K."
-"Oh weird, I heard she's on the next episode of Pussy's Pussy."

by Skully the skullmeister March 8, 2010

Cummy Socks

Cummy Socks are the socks a man has ejaculated in during masturbation.

On his way to work, the crusty sensation on Joey's foot made him realize he accidentally put on his Cummy Socks.

by Joey Cleansocks December 1, 2011

cumpcake

a cum filled cupcake

mmmm that cumpcake sure is salty!!

by Nattylicious94 May 20, 2014

cummy drop

The post coital cum that seeps out from a moist vagina.

Jenny: Vicky, it looks like you've sat on something wet, as there's a patch on your skirt!

Vicky: don't worry about it, it's just cummy drop!

by un-herd October 3, 2015

Cummy Sanchez

It's a sex act having a similar name to dirty Sanchez but for the weak hearted. It's when a man and a woman engage in oral sex, then the man takes his penis and rubs it above the girls upper lip leaving his cum like a moustache.

After having oral sex, the man gave the woman a cummy sanchez.

by antology May 31, 2017