colton

1. A gender confused male, who prefer shorter woman. Often with tiny genitals.

2. the act of homosexual anal penetration

3. Refers to guys who are incredibly annoying and douchy. Coltons are excessively squeaky and enjoy hitting on other people's girlfriends. This usually results in the Colton getting his ass kicked. Coltons give off a pungent odor and stains his pillows black. Just looking at a Colton compels most people to violent bursts of verbal obscenities.

1. I dont know if that colton is a guy or a girl.
2. I was recently offered a session of Colton.

by dolpha November 17, 2009

colton

a person with a tiny penis and cannot get any girlsand cannot write and doesnt even know how to tie his shoe and is a chode Gender: M Meaning of Colton: "from the coal or dark town" Origin of Colton: English Colton's Popularity in 2015: #59.

look its tiny penis keller i wanna suck his chode lol Gender: M Meaning of Colton: "from the coal or dark town" Origin of Colton: English Colton's Popularity in 2015: #59.

by billy chode April 17, 2017

colton

he is very country, sus, trash at basketball, country ass bitch and gets no girls at all, he beats his meat every night

ur such a colton

by kaeveon jones November 28, 2018

Colton

Someone who is absolute scum. A racist, over-privileged fucker who has never worked a day in his life and yet judges others for working hard to make a living.

Also, they think they are very clever, and yet makes incredibly stupid decisions based on personal feelings.

All in all, a fuckwit.

If I don't like you, I won't even talk to you. I'll ignore you, because I'm a Colton.

by Macka7 June 17, 2012

Colton

this guy is a pussy plays the victim card way too much, he's acts like he's better and smarter than you and will get mad at any inconvenience possible, even if he's wrong in his world he's right, most of the time he'll say one thing to you and then immediately go and say something different behind your back. Avoid all contact if possible.

Guy 1: "the new kid is so fucking annoying"

Guy 2: great seems we have another colton in our school"

by Assmuncher6666 July 25, 2017

Colton

The dumbest person known to man, being the most unpopular kid in any school, always having a lack of friends. Thinks he is cool.....WRONG!

Here’s an example

Colton: Hi, i’m Colton.
Random Person: Cool! Tell someone as ugly as yourself and maybe they’ll care.
Colton: 😢😢😢

by Known-to-be-a-NERD November 21, 2018

Colton

One gay motherfucker

Ur like colton

by Kingdrew11088 November 11, 2019