Finger-cracking

A very bad habit that millions of people have, producing an irritating "cracking" sound. You'll know it when you hear it, or see someone doing it.

Why can't people crack all their fingers together at once and quickly get it over with?

by Flatlander April 16, 2005

cracking ham

Beating ones dick, Manual penis stimulation, Masterbation.

I was up all night cracking ham.

by Cmb7846 February 4, 2016

Clam Crunching

slang for the sexual act of two or more females bumping their vaginas together in a violent, scissoring fashion

Guy: "Danielle, how was your clam crunching upstairs?"
Danielle: "Probably the roughest two hours of my life ... There were like eight other girls there."

by Nody Cowlin May 9, 2011

Castle Crashing

Castle Crashing is the act of intruding into a weak to mediocre relationship with the sole purpose of dismantling the relationship so the person of interest is single. Once the person of interest is single, one can make their move but beware, not all relationships can be castled crashed. An attempt may result in the embarrassment of yourself.

Person 1: "Did you here?"
Person 2: "What?"
Person 1: "Mike just tried castle crashing but it back fired. His dm's got screenshot-ed and posted."

by Freddy adu January 27, 2018

Chooching

A nickname for the action of vaping.

“Izaiah! Are you chooching in your room right now?!”

by MoldingBin March 8, 2019

Crotching

A term used in lieu of masturbation.

"I herd Laura crotching herself in the bathroom just now. The sounds she made were other worldly."

by R. Cahill May 3, 2008

crouching cooter hidden faggot

adj. a phrase used to describe a straight woman trying to engage intercourse with a FAGGOT.
syn. clueless bitch, desperate whoooore, beard, setting yourself up for failure.

Damn, yo, did you see Kelly? She was really trying to fuck jacob. Talk about crouching cooter hidden faggot!

by ANNA GOSSOWITZ January 23, 2009