Creeping Suck

A deadly social disease of unknown origin. Common among politicians who were once considered popular, but have clearly started to rot from the inside.

I used to think my Senator had principles, but he caught the Creeping Suck and now his soul smells of offal and cat piss...

by I am me, who I am November 12, 2022

Celching

When you have another man cream pie ur girls pussy and then go down on her after

My boy Dylan filled my girl up and then I proceeded to clean her out with a good Celching

by Dusty Rackleford June 8, 2023

Mutual Creeping

When TWO people creep on each others facebook pages constantly.

Includes straight liking one anothers pages and commenting on every post/picture/status dating back to the day they became facebook friends.
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Person 1: John is constantly straight liking Hillarys facebook.

Person 2: Yes, but Hillary comments on all his status updates.

Person 1: Oh so they are into the whole mutual creeping thing. Why don't they just exchange phone numbers?

by lookabutt January 24, 2011

Collar Creeping

When a person's collar needs adjusting because it's crept up their neck/ is wonky/ looks silly.

Oh crap, my collar's creeping.
Hey boy, your collar creeping is out of control.

by Curly Kangeroo July 15, 2011

proof-creeping

Proof-creeping occurs when one receives a friend request but before accepting, you view your profile to make sure there is nothing that would offend the potential friend before they creep your profile. Much like proofreading a document before submitting it to a professor or giving a presentation.

Matt: When I get friend requests on Facebook, I creep my page to see what they'll be creeping.

Andrew: Wouldn't that be proof-creeping?

by Captain Cleedus August 22, 2011

Ass-Clenching Cold

A state when the temperature is so low, that in addition to you shivering and rubbing your arms, your ass cheeks press together in order to prevent a heat loss from your buttocks.

You'll freeze to death if you go out in that Ass-Clenching Cold Weather!

by SovietRyan November 16, 2014

Bunny-crunching

When one has the habit of crushing those golden hollow Lindt Gold Bunnies, whenever one sees a display of the crazy expensive critters. By simply pushing your thumbs into them, they implode really nicely.

Whenever Sheryl sees a display of those bunnies, she insists on bunny-crunching at least one or two.

by Gerardb63 May 20, 2014