cool shoe shine

The "cool shoe shine" is something that Noodle tells you to acquire in the song 19-2000. It is unknown what the cool shoe shine is, or the method you are supposed to use to acquire it, but it is clear this object has some importance to Noodle, due to it being one of the few things she can say in English.

Get the cooooool, get the cool shoe shine!

by ყззㅜ December 2, 2020

The ultimate cool person

A person who don't go to church who don't believe in God who smokes weed to be cool everybody knows that's the ultimate sign of coolness smoking it is already cool enough

The Ultimate cool person that is white

by Kingofdick March 8, 2020

Cool story, bro

Phrase used sarcastically to express a lack of interest in what the other person is saying. Often written on the Internet as, "cool story bro".

Person 1: "I think people who listen to metal are mindless idiots."

Person 2: "Cool story, bro."

by thefoureyedfox February 28, 2009

colostofuck

1. Sexual penetration of someones colostomy site. In rare cases this can be a masturbatory act, depending on the location of the colostomy opening. See sidewinder, ostitute, stomalingus, philly sidecar, clorch

2. A despicable disgusting person. See colostomy bag, gutbag, cobag, assbag

1. I always wanted to throw a good colostofuck into Jerry Falwell. Now that he's dead though a necro-colostofuck seems a bit much.

2. Jerry Falwell was a pompous self-righteous fat colostofuck.

by Cuntoleezza Rice June 7, 2007

wicked cool

There is cool, there is wicked, and then there is WICKED COOL. Best to be used when something is very 'fly' and/or 'hip' but radical seems to hippy, dope seems to east-side, and phenominal seems to intense to describe the coolness of the situation/action/object.

"Yo, hommie, your tripple backflip of the high-dive was wicked cool"
"Wear some wicked cool bling for the ching ching"
"Tonight is going to be wicked cool... are you ready to giver?"

by Ladedala September 27, 2005

Colson

A cool guy thats fun and atractive

Person one:i wish i was colson

Person two: i wish a colson was my bf

by kkk5656 May 1, 2010

coolster

A person who emitts a great aura of coolness.

Sometimes "funking" may be used to emphasise the coolness.

"What a funking coolster you are!"

by Greg the coolster November 11, 2006