Facebook Constipation

Refraining from posting to social media for an extended period due to lack of motivation, internet service, stupid people, etc. Often followed by Facebook Diarrhea.

Sorry for posting so much lately; I just got over a bout of Facebook Constipation.

by JohnnyApocalypse September 13, 2015

Reverse constipation

You know that feeling when you're in bed and you have that hard and throbing sensation in your asshole that feels like you're taking a shit but instead it's crawling right back up there to go make a nest for its Satan babies.

To have a dick stuck up your ass making it feel like reverse constipation

by LetMeGoTokyoDemons March 28, 2016

parking lot constipators

those assholes who plug up parking lots aisles while waiting for a spot to open up close to the front door of the desired store they want to shop at

Went to Costco today and got trapped by a group of "parking lot constipators" that stopped traffic in both directions.

by the big effer April 7, 2011

Feng shui constipation

Feng shui

Feng
Redecorating

Diane moved the furniture around dozens of times but it never seemed right. It was clear she had a bad case of feng shui constipation.

by Spacemannn January 7, 2020

head constipation

The phenomenon of having so much information on one subject due to researching on it but being unable to draw it out into sensible written representation. Most commonly suffered during exams, thesis writing and such.

I can't quite get my paper written even though I have all the required information. I must be suffering from head constipation.

by Anushree Deshpande October 14, 2007

Comshipper

One who gets off to relationships in fandoms such as incest, pedophilia, zoophilia, abuse etc. and justifies these ships with "It's fictional". It is exactly like Proship, but under another label to make themselves seem separate from the proship community, despite both communities having the same views on what children they decide to ship with horny animals.

Logan: Hey friends, I would like to come out as a Comshipper! I believe pedophilia, zoophilia, necrophilia, and all else is A-OK to ship and publicly show to children on the internet! But it's okay, it's just their favorite characters and not ACTUALLY real people, which totally ISN'T glorifying these real world sick acts.

Jack:

Amira:
Zion:
Mel:
Rosemary: *Slowly hands them a restraining order form*

by Miiliiya August 28, 2022

Comshipper

The same thing as a proshipper, they just use this label to make it sound better

“Oh I’m a comshipper, not a proshipper!”

“they’re the same thing fuckrod

by ballicker June 25, 2022