Sushi Coma

The feeling one has after a binge of all-you-can-eat sushi. Most cases, it's difficult to walk afterwards and one will normally fall asleep if seated/lying somewhere comfortable.

"Oh, my sushi coma is killer this time!"
"My sushi coma was so bad, I couldn't study and fell asleep instead!"

by dingodora December 7, 2012

Internet Coma

When you are sitting on your couch, feet up on the coffee table, laptop on your lap. 4-10 hours later you are in an entirely prone position with your legs off the edge of the coffee table and your head on the seat cushion. You become completely unresponsive to your surroundings.

Loss of peripheral vision, amnesia, severely reduced motor function ability, and drooling with one eye closed are common symptoms.

I got online this morning to check my email and mess around on facebook for a bit. Next thing I know it's 7pm, my legs are totally numb, and I have this nasty trail of dried drool down my chin. That internet coma completely ruined my day!

by Joe Salone December 28, 2010

De-Loused in the Comatorium

The first (and arguably best) album by the god-like talented Mars Volta. Contains the story of Cerpin Taxt which is in part based on the life and death of Julio Venegas, an El Paso Texas based artist and friend of Cedric Bixler Zavala.

De-loused in the Comatorium is possibly the best rock album constructed by human hands.

by RoxJ September 29, 2008

Command and Conquer

A game series made by westwood studios. There have been several made already and more in devolpment.

by Aut January 23, 2003

Food coma

Eating so much food that you feel as if you are about to pass out or fall asleep.

Last night I went to McDonalds, taco bell, KFC, and pizza hut. I ordered two big macs, three chalupas, twelve piece bucket of chicken, and a supreme pizza. After eating, I was not able to move, so I called in sick the next day and told my boss that I was suffering from a food coma.

by Gazelle462 February 6, 2015

Sad coma

When you are so sad that you cannot move

Your friend calls you a liar and you become so sad you're in a sad coma

by LStorey13 February 11, 2019

Comast

When both you and your homie wake up together in the same bed with morning wood

Person 1: Yo, me and my homie just woke up comasting!
Person 2: Man, my homie and I were only half-masting.

by superbuckles October 19, 2020