Skip to main content

Corn on the Cob 

The sexual act of inserting the penis into the anus after having feed the owner of the anus corn for weeks on end.The anus must be full of corn riddled feces so that when the shaft is slowly removed from the anus their is corn all over the penis...Hence Corn on the Cob is created.Great Job!
I had her eating corn for weeks when i finally knew we were ready to have some "corn on the cob".
Corn on the Cob by Ogdemigod April 14, 2009
Corn on the Cob mug front
Get the Corn on the Cob mug.
See more merch

Corn Cob Tripod 

When 2 chicks are giving you a blow job at the same time and both licking the penis shaft up and down.
My day went even better when Erin and Deb came over for a little corn cob tripod! Those 2 chicks had me sporting wood in no time.
Corn Cob Tripod by Ferris Dean August 18, 2008
Related Words
cob cobra coby Cobbler Cobi Cobb Cobby cobalt Cobweb Cobain

Soul cob 

Soul as a modifier to the word cob refers to someone who completes your innermost self. Cob is a catch-all word that can refer to anything greater or otherwise poorly defined by other nouns. Many things may be a cob, and a cob may be many things. i.e. A soul cob is at one moment a soul mate, soul partner, soul lover.
It wasn't long after we shared our first conversation that I realized, THIS is my soul cob.
Soul cob by Pockets55 November 23, 2020

Secondhand corn on the cob 

Noun. A log of feces that contains undigested corn. It is consumed in the same manner that a person eats corn on the cob; the kernels are picked from the feces by one's mouth/teeth. Because corn isn't digested properly, the potential for thirdhand and fourth-hand corn on the cob is also very possible.
Mike: Wow, my dump sure was corny.
Bryton: Damn! Do you mind if I take it? I didn't have a plan for dinner anyway.

Mike: Sure dude, have at it.
Bryton: YES!! I love secondhand corn on the cob!! This will be the best meal I've hd in weeks!!

bruh on the cob 

You: whats your best joke
Friend: bruh on the cob
You: bruh

nigger on a cob 

When a black man/nigger is killed he gets sliced up and put on a corn cob then slaves are forced to eat it
Now try a nigger on a cob
nigger on a cob by ILikMen69 May 16, 2022

rough as a cob 

Mighty unpleasant.

From the rough surface of a corn cob used to wipe one's backside.
"Hey Elmore, the wheel done fell off mah baler."

"Oh man, Ermal, that's rough as a cob."