cum clothes

a term used to describe the clothes worn while masturbating, only to be thrown into the laundry once you have showered.

i had to start the laundry machine a soon as i busted. didn’t want anyone to see my cum clothes!

by pseudomonk October 25, 2020

cloth eared

Cloth-eared: (adj.) Describes a person who is dull, insensitive, or thick-headed. It refers pejoratively to one who acts as though their ears are made of (and functioning like) cloth, as a stuffed animal would have.

I've told you time and again, don't put the toothpaste in your mouth before your toothbrush, you cloth eared bog-trotter!

by Lakota Houston August 10, 2017

sky cloth

A colloquial way to refer to a national flag and the dedication of considering it above all else, such as the nationalists demand loyalty and submission to it.

"Sky cloth demands promises."

by jquebby July 28, 2019

hard clothes

Jeans, tailored jackets, bras, or any clothing that is not soft and comfortable. The opposite of sweatpants.

I have not worn any hard clothes during quarantine, except for one work video conference.

by Vasha97 October 29, 2020

hangover clothes

"ones you wear at home that you dont really like and wear on sundays when hungover."

dan: aww man my head, i dunno what to wear, i think i'm just gunna wear my hangover clothes, this old hoodie will do.

by Edie Fox December 28, 2008

cribbly clothes

When your clothes are rumply and need to be ironed.

I can't wear this because these are cribbly clothes.

by T to the B to the O N E April 24, 2014

Terry cloth

When somebody is so soft, passive, a punk ass bitch, like a terry cloth towel that wipes your ass.

He just got tackled so hard, and the opposing team is super aggressive and you’re acting so terry cloth.

by Rasta Barbie January 18, 2023