Frosted Chocolate Jellyfish

1. (noun) A procedure in which you place a clear plastic sheet on the chest of a person while you stradle said person and receive felatio (oral sex) and defecate (poop) on the clear sheet. As the person recieving felatio is about to ejaculate, he grabs the plastic sheet and flips it onto the felater's (person performing felatio) face creating a "chocolate jellyfish" appearance. Once the jellyfish has been created, he proceeds to ejaculate on the felater's face thus "frosting the chocolate jellyfish"

2. (noun) The person being Frosted Chocolate Jellyfished.

3. frosted chocolate jellyfisher (noun) The person performing the Frosted Chocolate Jellyfish

1. Hey James, I gave your ex-girlfriend the Frosted Chocolate Jellyfish.

2. Margo! Your brother made me a Frosted Chocolate Jellyfish!

3. Don't go out with him, He is a Frosted Chocolate Jellyfisher.

by Angry Pirate Andy January 25, 2010

Hot Chocolate Surprise

When a man or a woman defecates on a double scooping of Rocky Road Ice-cream and a fudge nut brownie topped with purée beershit. Microwave for 90 seconds. Serve with love!

Sally was on her rag and demanded her husband Lloyd bring her a fresh Hot Chocolate Surprise. Upon consumption, Sally's cramps subsided. Lloyd ran for towels.

by RatBass May 11, 2010

chocolate face

Slang term for black people (chocolate faces like the white equvalent pasty faces) or a black person (chocolate face like the white equvalent pasty face.) Not to be viewed as a racist term, as it simply describes the person by describing the face; just as the word black would be used in formal english.

Used frequentely in the Ali G Show by the characther Borat to describe black people.

Borat; what is the name of the man with the chocolate face who plays the cop in the films.
Cop; Eddie Murphy.

by TheMis-educationOfTheNegro June 2, 2006

chocolate city

Washington DC, possibly the blackest city in America. Often called the Chocolate city with its vanilla suburbs.

Chocolate City to PG Countay.... Ladies night free at Club Krunk in Anacostia

by Busy Bone August 4, 2003

chocolate girl

a sweet, pretty black girl.

See The Whispers song, "Chocolate Girl".

by lakergrrl August 26, 2006

Chocolate Shake

A loud, boisterous custom at The Weiner's Circle hot dog stand in Chicago, IL, where customers chant "chocolate shake" and one or more of the African-American female employees exposes and shakes her breasts.

Yo at the count of three lets all start chanting "chocolate shake."

by Bruin2Ruin January 3, 2010

chocolate fondue

The act of inserting one or more testicles into a woman's asshole.

"Dude, my nuts are killing me!"
"Why?"
"I chocolate fondued some freakbitch last night."

by Mike Morningwood July 27, 2008