Church of Goomy 

A religious organization founded upon the belief that Goomy, a newly introduced Dragon type Pokémon in the 6th generation, is God. Sprouting from the subreddit /r/ChurchOfGoomy, the number of subscribers has grown from zero to about four thousand over the last three months, though it is widely suspected there are many more practicing the religion than there are subscribers. Most of the religious practices of the Church of Goomy sprout from Catholicism and Christianity, frequently spoofing prayers, songs, and rituals used by those practicing said religions. The Church of Goomy believes in treating others in a just, kind manner and frequents in the literal worshiping of Goomy.

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Goomy is love. Goomy is life. Goomen.

Church of Goomy by GoomyPriestKFC November 10, 2013

Church of Mod 

Founded by Romuel. The Church believes that Lanzer created our world, and has made some users extensions of his adminly will. These former mortals are known as Mods, and it is their job to protect us from the evil forces of misplaced threads and spam.

We have a responsibility as users, however, to uphold and follow the Terms of Service. All who do this will be allowed into the Casino when The Beta comes.

See also: Modist; Modista

Mod loves me. This I know, because the ToS tells me so!

Church of Mod by modista March 14, 2005

church key 

Instrument used to open beer cans.

Conrad Birdie: "You got a church key, man?"
Mr. McAfee: "We've got a church, but it's open."
Conrad Birdie: "A can opener, man! Man, you're from nowhere like."

church key by Christin June 17, 2004

church wine 

When someone asks for a sip of your drink, be it alcoholic or non-alcoholic, telling them to church wine it is saying just touch the liquid to your lips and that's all you're getting. This comes from the eucharist part of a Catholic mass in which wine is presented to be gently sipped, not drank.

"Can I have a sip of your beer man?"

"Ugh, alright, but church wine that shit because I don't have much left."

church wine by StealsyourstereO January 2, 2006

Church league softball team 

Typically a group of heavy drinkers with marginal athletic ability, who managed to stay sober long enough to organize a team and occasionally a roster. Players wear matching uniforms to make the parking lot drinking location easy for teammates to find. Games are usually held in the evening hours so that pre-game drinking can be carried over after the conclusion of the day’s activities to after-game drinking without the interruption of sleep. All activities are held under the guise of a church function promoting fellowship and comroderie in the local religious community. Note: Not be confused with “Ringer Church league softball team” whereas the team actually is steroidal athletic and non-religious.

Scott asked me to join the Church league softball team. After checking with my Alcoholics Anonymous partner, I was told on no uncertain terms to become an atheist if I wanted to stay sober.

Church league softball team by Tonydanza2 August 15, 2009

church hobo 

a kool kat who doesn't have her own church to go to so she leaches/piggy backs off other people, jumping between different churches.

my names haley, i'm a kool kat and i go to different churches every few weeks cause i'm a church hobo.

church hobo by luau95 February 25, 2011

Church Stretton 

A small "town" the size of a village in Shropshire, loved by old people and sad hikers, hated by lovers of fun and entertainment.

2. anywhere with a large conservative majority

Sad old couple: Church Stretton is beautiful!

Kid: No it isn't! There's fuck all to do

Church Stretton by Winkwinkwinkwinkwinkwink December 13, 2010