Chopping the Straddle

When a female is in the spread eagle position and a male who has an erection jumps and karate chops the females vagina with his erect penis.

I can't piss right today man, because last night i sprained my dick chopping the straddle.

by StraddleWaddle November 16, 2011

Chopper's Priv

A term used by Australian marijuana smoker's. The person who chops up has the privilege of first cone/toke.
In Australia, weed is 'chopped' up with scissors or a knife and tobacco is added and also chopped up, combining the tobacco and marijuana into a 'mix' or 'chop'.
This mix of chopped up tobacco and marijuana is then smoked through a water pipe/bong or a joint (marijuana cigarette).

Smoker 1: Have you finished chopping up yet? I want a bong.
Smoker 2: Not yet, but I get chopper's priv.
Smoer 1: Yeah, I forgot my manners, sorry.
Smoker 2: Pass me the bong, it's smoke time.

by JonnyHotpockets August 19, 2016

Chopper whopper

A chopper whopper is where a man grabs the base of the shaft and makes a chopping motion up and down. Hence the "chopper". For it to be a true whopper, the member must be large.

Jared was on a date with Tracey, and as a last ditch effort, pulled down his pants and shook his huge dick up and down in a chopping motion. Tracey was impressed and asked what was that. Jared replied, "that's a chopper whopper."

by Juicyjsteele January 22, 2017

Chopping board chest

When a woman has no tits,not even an A cup

Damn,she has no tits,just some skin then ribs,she got chopping board chest

by Alloy June 20, 2020

Chopped Liver

To state that something or someone is useless and/or not important.

Kath: Oh Brett you’re so helpful!

Kim: Oh and what am I? Chopped Liver?

by add my snap - goshsoph October 12, 2020

Brute Chopper

A Brute Chopper is a vehicle in the popular Xbox 360 game,"Halo 3."It has a small, but powerful turbo, and is famous for being almost impossible to roll. It has weak guns, but can zip through the landscape at high speed, so the most obvious attack is ramming, and it has enjoyed a great reputation for its ramming capabilities

Red:Dude, what just happened to you, Rick?
Rick:Jesus man, I had a killing spree with the Gravity Hammer, and some douchebag on the blue team submarined me with a Brute Chopper.
Red:That's gotta sting!

by Optijesus Prime June 16, 2008

Going Chopper

1.) the act of transitioning from verbal docility to verbal hostility very quickly.

2.) In a mini-van; driving with both rear-sliding doors ajar so as to avoid heat-seeking missiles from terrorists.

Customer Sales Rep: "...I can provide transportation for $20/person. Admission will be $15/person."

Dude making call: <stunned silence>

Needless to say, "dude making call" would follow this silence by going chopper.

by Gianni_PD October 7, 2008