Chandler

Ridiculously low commission voucher on a pre-owned car sale.

Hey bud, did you sell that M5?" "Yep, but I got a Chandler on it, so you didn't miss out on anything good.

by Sales Ninja March 22, 2011

Milam Chandler

A person with a picture of a squirrel with a bazooka as his facebook picture. He is amazingly good at calculus and brawl. Starbucks coffee flows through his veins, yet even with all that caffeine he still sleeps 15 hours a day. He's a funny guy and Minnie loves him...and the number 7.

Milam Chandler is like a pseudo-jesus of starbucks and is also kind of a calculus whore.

by ZehnJLi April 3, 2009

chandler

a super gay boy who sucks at soccer and kills animals such as DOGS AND PUFFER FISHES!

uhg, that boy is so stupid. he must be a chandler.

by kickmydog99 March 30, 2010

Chandler

A wannabe version of a variable number of different 'Cultures' put together, such as 'Emo', 'Chav' 'Gangster', And even 'Copycat'.

Person A: What do you call a wannabe chav, mixed with a wannabe emo, mixed with a wannabe metalhead?

Person B: Oh Oh! I know! It's a Chandler!

by Jimbob43242 June 8, 2009

Chandler

verb
to ding dong ditch someone and leave candy or other such items on their doorstep during the month of april.

to tp someones house after hooking up with them

well, because it wasnt booing, or hohohing, and it was the month of april, we chandlered their house

chandlering their house just seems like a good idea right now

by waterbottlee December 13, 2006

Chanele No.5

When you stick your finger in an exposed butt crack.

"When Angie was bent over I had to give her a Chanele No.5"

by AnalAssassin August 14, 2007

Tyson Chandler

-noun

1. A largely over-rated basketball player who plays for the New York Knicks. 2011 Defensive Player of the Year, even though his defense is mostly mediocre. No offensive threat at all.

-verb

2. The act of missing a wide-open alley-oop dunk.

Fan 1: Did you see Javale McGee miss all of those wide-open dunks last night?
Fan 2: No, but I saw him totally Tyson Chandler one a few weeks ago. What a loser!

by Lakers Fan December 26, 2012