hard throbbing black cocks

A brick hard black mans cock. Usually covered in semen.

Yes! I love it when they shove those hard throbbing black cocks in me!

by garry_gattchamom July 3, 2022

ceck

Deceptive alternative of the word "cock". Best used against women of low intelligence due to the word's resembleance to the word "cake"

cake + cock = ceck

You: Hey I have this great ceck at home with frosting if you want some.
Girl: ooo, I'm starving, I love ceck!

by Mandrew Largewood July 30, 2008

47 Cocks

A true scum bag who usually talks copious amounts of bullshit is said to have 47 cocks permanently swinging from his forehead.

The fewer the 'cocks' swinging, the less of a stain the person is toward humanity, with 47 being the maximum that anyone can have.

- 'That guy is a professional fuckwit. He definitely has 47 cocks swinging from his forehead.'

- 'You can't even see that guy's facial features due the 47 cocks hanging from his head.'

by Sammy Wich December 9, 2010

Cocks-Length

A term used to define a measurement or distance equal to the length of your penis, usually exaggerated.

Friend: Hey dude, how far is it to Disneyland from Nepal?
Me: Umm, I think it's like 3 Cocks-Lengths.
Friend: Keep dreamin pal!

by 3forint.com September 28, 2012

bed checks

when your your parent checks your room for the goods

nate’s mom runs his bed checks to make sure he doesn’t have food in the room

by Davedcrampo November 11, 2018

checks

In poker, the units used, in place of real money, to bet with. Also known as chips.

When he saw he made his flush, he reached for his stack of checks.

by theeightfive December 24, 2008

Cockshock

Similar to the aftershock of an earthquake, cockshock is the aftershock one experiences from either giving or receiving the cock. Cockshock most often occurs the day proceeding intercourse and acts as a chilling flashback of events experienced during the intercourse.

The cockshock Mary experienced was almost too much to bear, if only she had consumed more alcoholic beverages to erase the memories completely.

by Stella Cason December 29, 2016