captin cubical

When you do a shit so long it touches the water before it leaves your ass hole

my mate did a captin cubical in amsterdam

by palzeaird May 17, 2011

Captins Orders

The sailors used this one in the old Navy days and still do. Before you go off for a long, lonely voyage, get yourself a tall jar and fill it completely with earthworms. When you get lonely, open the jar and fuck away. The earthworms will provide some slithery stimulation, and your protein load will keep them nicely fed and alive.

Nothin better than a "Captins Orders" on a lonely cruise.

by Renegade412 February 28, 2013

Captin Wankie

A male who masturebates non stop he has no remorse to his dick beating it till the skin peels off and makes a snake skin like shed and devores it

Alex is Captin Wankie because he won't stop fapping.

by Thekillersson Insanity May 25, 2017

captian pritchard

An omnipotent grand master wizard. He can control the universe around him with a single thought. Reality is nothing to him.

Bret: " Captian Pritchard is a dick"
Bret: *dies*

by Jake Meyers September 25, 2019

captianpoffy

User captianpoffy is a tiktoker with over hundreds of followers. Their content consists mainly of puffy, but may include some other things such as dantdm in cat ears. User captianpoffy is a great mutual to have and you should follow them

You should follow captianpoffy

by anonymous July 3, 2021

Legend of Captiva

Long long ago on mount olympis Captiva was forged by Zeus him self, who gave it to Moses on a stone tablet, who threw it at napoleon, who lost it in a game of cards to Michael Phelps, who used it to swim across the Atlantic and the then sold it to Amelia Earhart for a subway contract, where it was lost at sea along with Amelia, when years later Lara Croft found it in a tomb along side a pile of left socks and my academy award for best speech, then Lara took the Captiva and placed it under Dr. Nagata's pillow where he descovered it the next morning.

legend of captiva as we know it

by Chad A.W. June 23, 2011

Cactillion

One of, if not THE, largest recorded and named numbers. It is a 1 with 1,337 zeroes after it.

Teacher : Omgz0rz j00 nuubs wtf is a Cactillion
Stundents : z0mfg n00b it's 10 to the power of 1337!
Teacher: OMFG wh0 is j00 callinG a n00b j00 bey0tch!

by LOTO | Cactus February 2, 2007