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Rando Calrissian

Noun

Origin: A play on words taken from the root, Lando Calrissian, a beloved fictional Star Wars character.

An extension of the term rando, often used to emphasize the randomness of the encounter.
Contrary to popular belief, color of skin is not a determining factor when deciding if someone is indeed a Rando Calrissian.
I came home to a bunch of Rando Calrissians in my apartment.

I don't know who she made out with last night, he was a total Rando Calrissian.

Remember when I got lost and made friends with all those Rando Calrissians?
by John Cents June 20, 2011
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Capricock

A guy born within the zodiac sign of Capricorn and also has a huge cock.
Girl during sex: Oh daddy, your capricock is amazing!
Guy: Yeah bitch, take it all!
by Osiris_god July 1, 2008
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Lando Calrissian

Verb. A sex act involving one conniving bastard (the male) and one dumb bitch (the dumb bitch).

1. Get a girl to your room, start fucking her.

2. In the middle of it, call her dad with her cellphone.

3. Leave after you have FUCKED her.
Dude, I totally Lando Calrissianned Marissa the other day. Her dad was PISSED.
by Clinton Russel November 26, 2011
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Capricorn

Maybe the most maligned sign in the whole zodiac.
They have a bad reputation of being dull, cold-hearted, self-absorbed opportunists who disgust others by their excessive emphasis on responsability and personal ambition. They are shy, reserved and highly suspicious of others, and prefer being alone than becoming part of any type of group. ''Work and no play'' becomes their motto, as Capricorns are perseverant, tough and no-nonsense when it comes to reaching goals.

People misunderstand Capricorns due to their social persona, one which is known to be inaccessible, gloomy and even a little bit strange. Most resent their bitterness, discriminatory hate for superficiality, and arrogance. Those who know them more personally appreciate their black, witty sense of humor, their intense loyalty and affection to friends and family, their sense of timing, of centeredness and of quality in whatever they do and their analytical, sensitive and very profound intellects. Many of genius caliber have been born under this sign, including Edgar Allan Poe, Isaac Asimov, David Bowie among many others.
Person 1: ''He was seating on the same spot all the time, boring, anxious, without anything interesting to add....Had to be a Capricorn''
Person 2; ''Delve into him a little more and I bet he'll be a pleasant surprise''
by Jotace December 17, 2008
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Caprica

Scifi show on what is now the syfy channel. It is a prequel to battlestar galactica. Caprica Includes a matrix-like virtual night club where teenagers go to have group sex. Needless to say, its awesome.
Caprica is so much better than any of that lame projecctile tv feces that spews into livingrooms via the networks.
by dan leibensperger February 2, 2010
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Caprice

He is the embodiment of true love; a love so amazing its irreplaceable. You are instantly drawn to his strength and charm. He has the ability to calm the worst of storms and brighten your world with just one smile. His touch will make you weak at the knees- his embrace will make you feel whole. This is a once in a lifetime, head over heels kind of love. Occasionally a numb nut.

Synonym: Soulmate
I met the most amazing guy yesterday I think he might be my Caprice.
by Numbnut234 May 24, 2017
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Carissa

The best person ever, super gorgeous, funny, smart, and knows her morals. Doesn't go around fucking everyone like Brooklynn. Doesn't stab friends in the back like a whore named brooklynn! Doesn't have a body count of more than 20 people like somebody named brooklynn. Has her priorities in place unlike brooklynn who puts dick before everything 😊😊
Carissa and brooklynn aren't friend anymore?
No cause brooklynn fucked all of her exes
by It's me, bitch 😚 May 30, 2017
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