dumped a canoe

Pooped on her peach (vagina)

Last night I dumped a canoe, literally pooped on her vagina

by Wiznut August 18, 2017

canoodle

to be touchy feely.

PDA

a way to describe couples who are always together but when you can't find one you say they're canoodling with so and so

Wheres Melissa?
Idk probably off somewhere to canoodle with Noah

by PuffinSongsLover(look them up) December 7, 2010

skinhead in a canoe

descriptive word representing the labia and clitoris

" i took her pants off and it was like looking at a little skinhead in a canoe "

by jon ronson July 29, 2006

canoodia

Slang for Canada.

Appears to have originated in the vicinity of Western Canada and the Northwestern United States.

My grandmother lives in up in Victoria, Canoodia.
It's wicked cold in Canoodia.
Canoodia has very few non-caucasians.
She's one of those silly Canoodians that likes to fly a maple leaf flag.

by Anonymous21043 August 10, 2005

Canoe Slut

A man or woman who has numerous whitewater canoes that he or she can paddle whenever they please. However, sometime the other canoes get jealous and canoe drama ensues.

Anthony is a canoe slut.

by ylheor April 30, 2011

anal canoeist

One who enagages in the art of bum fun.

Hey man, I gotta tell you. Last night I became an anal canoeist.

by Spextacles June 23, 2007

American Canoe

A sexual position where three female sit upon a male at positions, one will rest on the man's face, making sure to insert his nose into the vagina. The second female will be seated upon the males erect penis, as one would with a bicycle with no seating. The third and final female will be seated upon the man's feet, making sure that the two big toes are inserted into each cavity of the female. One thing that needs to be in consideration is that the position is required to have all lubrication substituted with cooled melted butter

Guy 1: Hey you see those three girls over there?
Guy 2: Yeah they're sexy
Guy 3: I did the "American Canoe" with them last night, they're freaky as heck!

by Kevtap Sankhon June 8, 2017