Canada Bomb

Dropping a shot of maple syrup into Molson.

I visited Canada and did a few Canada Bombs. I didn't get drunk but damn was it like drinking pancakes.

by Day Man the Conqueror June 6, 2010

Canada Shy

When someone uses excessive politeness to avoid confrontation. So named for the stereotypical politeness of Canadians, as they will frequently apologize for their views rather than argue their side.

Not to be confused with normal shyness or introversion, where a person doesn't like to speak. Someone who is Canada shy with be friendly and pleasant until confrontation arises, at which point they might offer someone a scone or a peanut butter and honey sandwich, in hopes of turning the conversation friendly again

James: "Man, Jessica will just agree with anything you say, she needs a backbone."
Sean: "Nah, man, she's Canada shy."

Jiblet: "Every time I try to talk politics with Donny, he just offers me food and leaves. He must be Canada shy"

by Jimbi11 January 14, 2014

Canadian Banana

Freezing ones penis in liquid nitrogen and inserting it into a vagina. The penis then sticks to the wall of the vagina. The male then pulls out and pulls the inside of the vagina with him, effectively turing the vagina inside out.

"Dude, I totally gave Sara a Canadian Banana last night! It's totally worth the frost bite!"

by TheBigWazz August 13, 2015

Canadaddy

When daddy's from Canada, you may call him Canadaddy.

My Canadaddy treats me so well; it must be because he's from Canada

My Canadaddy is the best daddy

by therealkennyg May 28, 2016

Canadian John

a person who lives his life pursuing pussy and sadly gets none, so he resorts to chasing it online.
A Canadian John lives by these rules:

1-hitting a girl up in the DMs.
2-be obnoxious and get rejected.
3-claim you had no interest in said girl to seem less like a loser.
4-attack her appearance or personality.
5-make sure to call her names in group chats making it obvious you don't want her.
6-when confronted with screenshots of you hitting on her in the DMs say you were "just trolling".
7-if someone calls you a loser just say they're "mad".

Maddie: "this guy is being a real canadian john"
Aaliyah: "i would never date John the Canadian"

by Jimmy Russell November 21, 2016

Little canadian girl

Justin Bieber: a canadian boy who looks like a girl, sings like a girl and has a lesbian haircut like Ellen DeGeneres

Fangirl: OMG, Justin Bieber is so hot!!

Any person with common sense: since when are you a pedophile?

Little canadian girl: I AM a boy!

by CherryPie96 March 20, 2011

Canadia

Quite simply what the country Canada should have been called if the world was a logical place. Not to mention, Canadia sounds much more grand than Canada.

Canadia sounds much better than Canada.

by SpamFritters May 15, 2009