that_mf_called_mohammed

an incredibly underrated content creator who deserves the world

that_mf_called_mohammed is cool

by Yourmomisyeah June 25, 2021

Whatever the thingy is called they warn people for blinking lights

Epilepsy warning

Insert blinky gif:

Removed it before someone gets (whatever the thingy is called they warn people for blinking lights) -Execut 2022

by Niklas? August 15, 2022

short brown man called qasim

short as mf that sucks a gingers dick then lets his fat black mate clap the shit out of his cheeks then gets royally fucked by a female with a strap-on then proceeds to fall asleep while his sister is crying next door after that he gets smacked by his mother and to cope with the pain he smokes bare weed

quite the short brown man called qasim of you

by big fat nigga balls September 12, 2022

What’s it called

Nobody knows the essence of what it’s called and is a complete mystery to the whole nwtc community.

/.::/: gur gur we werr what’s it called

by Kolo Muani April 12, 2023

The thing I'm called to do

I'll give you 1 million guesses and I guarantee it's the you'd ever want me to do.

Hym "Your self-help bullshit is cancer and if you all killed yourselves today you would be doing everyone you siphoned wealth from would be better off. And true hell is having your kid murdered by a guy everyone around you provoked into killing your kid. Having to look your neighbors in the face for the rest of your life knowing full-well that they could have done otherwise. What do you think the thing I'm called to do would be in this situation? I'll give you 1 million guesses. You only need 1 but you would take all of them before getting it right."

by Hym Iam December 26, 2023

Fat Dick Boy Called Eric

The best geezer in the world (factually)

"I am (a) Fat Dick Boy Called Eric."

by fat dick boy called eric November 21, 2023

wonka-willy-tickle-somewhere-called-Jarkata

The act of wonking and willying, all with the actshun and fun of tickling a place known as Jarkarta.
See Jarkarta if you're unsure of what Jarkata is (it's a place)

Man, I just WISH I could wonka-willy-tickle-somewhere-called-Jarkata, a place somewhere on Earth!
-Fictional character named Bob

by insert pseudonym here 123 March 9, 2024