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cable

fast Internet service
AKA highspeed broadband
requires purchase of a cable modem.
speeds of up to a few mb.
great for downloading porn and viewing it
I used my highspeed cable Internet connection to download some hot Briana Banks videos off Kazaa
by John Doe January 21, 2004
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Jumper cables

The act of giving two handjobs to two separate men at the same time. This term was "dubbed" as jumper cables because "positive" and "negative" penises being black and white, though not necessarily referring to this. Used sometimes to describe brothers on the DL. Real dedication and skill have to be used to create the appropriate amount of pleasure in both parties. Both members being pleasured must ejaculate at the same time, just like jump starting a car.
I gave jumper cables to my dad and brother at the same time, and it really jump started my heart (mouth).
by Jameson Dillon June 21, 2007
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cabeça oca

Cabeça Oca (Empty Head; Cabeça-Head, Oca-Empty) - It's a brazilian way of calling those people who don't know or don't understand what themselves are doing. '
Cabeça Oca' - It's similar to 'burro' (dumb), but 'cabeça oca' has a slight intensity so the target person don't get offended by.

Cabeça Oca - These words are used together in this form to name one or more fellows. When a person lack information and/or don't know how to do something obvious, you call him 'Cabeça Oca'. It's good to be familiar with the person you're calling this way.

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Eu à meu irmão: "Você não sabe como fazer. Deixa que eu faço, seu cabeça oca!"
Me to my brother: "You don't know how to do it. Leave it to me, you empty head!"

Minha mãe pra mim: "Eu disse para me trazer 6 ovos e 1 litro de leite, seu cabeça oca!!!"
My mother to me: "I said to bring me 6 eggs and 1 litre of milk, you empty head!!!"
by Sangue-truta October 31, 2015
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Burmese Power Cable

The sexual act of using an electric eel to erotically asphyxiate a woman during sex while gaining self stimulation from the electric charge.
Seeing the Electrophorus in the tank reminded him of the time he gave a hooker a Burmese Power Cable
by Flockofseagulls July 2, 2011
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Laying the Cables

When a male or female is doing the preliminary groundwork when they have the intent of shenanigans or a relationship with a member of the opposite sex.
Bro 1: "Mate you were talking to her sooo much last night! You're definitely laying cables there."

Bro 2: "Buddy, you told her 'we should catch up more often', if anyone's laying the cables it's you..."
by LadTrain July 28, 2010
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cabeal

A NorCal rodent, terrorizes the streets of isla vista at night. Known to like Vodka.
"Shit our party got ravaged. Anyone seen a Cabeal?"
by the agent October 25, 2003
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anal cabaret

this was a tribute album to soft cell
put out by leather strip. But I've heard it used to describe an all male drunken orgy and sometimes in conjuction with "barebacking"
me and a friend go over to her house. when we arrive her little brothers room turned into an "anal cabaret".
by synthetik_smurf September 7, 2005
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