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Candajo

Fem. Candaja

A person who screws with farm animals
Thalia, you're boyfriend is such a candajo!
by Taleelee February 14, 2019
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Candad

Candad is one of the less known countries, most people who don't live there and know something about it are actually very intelligent. Candad is located between Mexico and Canmom. Candad is know by the best Internet speed in the world which equals 5.14 Terabytes per second (in some places even more). Candad's most known products are hair cream and MCDonald's Cheesy Fries. Interesting fact is that in Candad you can find a lot of turtles with apples in their mouth. As internet is very good in Candad, they use it a lot, so these are the most popular emoyis: "Japaneese symbol for begginer (noob)", turtle, magnifying glass tilted left or right, french fries, pinecone.
With all that computers in Candad they needed to make their own anti-virus which is called "PineCone Anti-Virus software", and it is developed by famous YouTuber "Skeppy" on 14th April 2014. National hairstyle is bald. So the most important people in this country (like BadBoyHalo, the president) are bald, and they use hair cream which is made in their own country, Candad.
Example: "I live in Candad, I am bald and I like cheesy fries."
by Toka, not bald guy June 26, 2019
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Candad

Candad is a country in Antarctica that relies on its 14 founding pingspoofers; Skeppy, Baldboy, a6d, and 11 others for success. Candad is the 14th official name for Brazil. The National Flag of Candad is 🔰. Candad was founded 14 years ago, and its national holiday is the 14th month,of the 14th day. The nation uses 69 month, 14 day interval. The national food are Muffins.
"Candad is the largest country on Antarctica"
by Totallion December 30, 2019
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Candace party

An intimate get together featuring a girl named Candace.
Candace: It's not a party it's an intimate get together!

Everyone: Candace party! Candace party!
by MeepyPengu November 26, 2021
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West Canada Valley

A school in a shit town of upstate ny, everyone has either a mullet and racist or they look like a school shooter. Manure gets spread next door at the farm so it always smells like shit. People are racist and ugly. And they are all fucking dumb
West Canada Valley is an awful school that thinks they are better than everyone but they’re not.
by West Canada Valley September 20, 2021
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Canada Goose

Also known as a cobra chicken, these are some of the most annoying, hostile creatures you will ever encounter. Also they poop everywhere.
Since the dawn of the 21st century the Canada Goose has more frequently been referred to as a cobra chicken.
by Wizard of wackiness June 15, 2018
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That's sooo Canada

When an object, person or concept can be described as the following: indie, fresh, crisp, specimen-esque, bangin, tan, hip, chill or anything that can live up to the sheer and utter skill of pulling off a bandanna and aviators.
#1 "dayummm...look at the tan on that bitch!"
"man- I'm so jealous, she is sooo Canada."

#2 "So I met this girl last night at a totally indie awesome concert!"
"Yeah? Did you bang her?!"
"Well of course, she was sooo Canada what did you expect me to do?!"

#3 "OH MY GWAD. Check out that guys abs, and his face! He looks like a leather couch."
"That's sooo Canada."
by TheIndieKids January 15, 2010
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