when a dj cant mix two tracks together, let alone mixing a salad... therefore: crap salad = crap set.
PARIS : That was a shit mix...
JAE : yeah, that dj couldnt mix a salad...
PARIS : unless it was a crap salad.....
------------------------ 30 mins later ------------------------
*dj plays shit mix*
PARIS : WTF was that?
JAE : Crap salad.
JAE : yeah, that dj couldnt mix a salad...
PARIS : unless it was a crap salad.....
------------------------ 30 mins later ------------------------
*dj plays shit mix*
PARIS : WTF was that?
JAE : Crap salad.
by JPG.PP July 23, 2010

The shadow your butt casts as you slowly squat down to drop a deuce.
Getting out of something right before getting shit on. Literally or metaphorically.
The last taste of freedom before the ominous shadow is above you.
Getting out of something right before getting shit on. Literally or metaphorically.
The last taste of freedom before the ominous shadow is above you.
Tom: "Jeremy look out! There is a crap shadow overhead and you are about to get shat on"
Jeremy: "oh shit!!!"
Tom: "Glad I carry this toilet paper around."
Jeremy: "oh shit!!!"
Tom: "Glad I carry this toilet paper around."
by Zaneman May 26, 2013

by JohnQPublic March 29, 2007

Basically a better way to say bull shit.So if you are with parents you can say bull crap instead of bull shit because if your parents are like mine they will totally freak!
by David Harrisons lover girl June 10, 2005

by Tony "Shizzle my nizzle" Pizza October 29, 2003

by RandyBaby June 27, 2008
