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crap salad

when a dj cant mix two tracks together, let alone mixing a salad... therefore: crap salad = crap set.
PARIS : That was a shit mix...

JAE : yeah, that dj couldnt mix a salad...

PARIS : unless it was a crap salad.....

------------------------ 30 mins later ------------------------

*dj plays shit mix*

PARIS : WTF was that?

JAE : Crap salad.
by JPG.PP July 23, 2010
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Crap Shadow

The shadow your butt casts as you slowly squat down to drop a deuce.

Getting out of something right before getting shit on. Literally or metaphorically.

The last taste of freedom before the ominous shadow is above you.
Tom: "Jeremy look out! There is a crap shadow overhead and you are about to get shat on"
Jeremy: "oh shit!!!"
Tom: "Glad I carry this toilet paper around."
by Zaneman May 26, 2013
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cream of the crap

Second to last place. The best of the worst. Parody of "cream of the crop."
When the two worst teams play each other, the winner is the Cream of the Crap.
by JohnQPublic March 29, 2007
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bull crap

Basically a better way to say bull shit.So if you are with parents you can say bull crap instead of bull shit because if your parents are like mine they will totally freak!
"mom you are full of bull crap!!"
"DID YOU JUST SAY BULL SHIT!!?"
"HELL NO I SAID BUL CRAP!"
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haps on the craps

What is happening in the game of craps

What is goin on. What is happening. Who Is winning.
by Tony "Shizzle my nizzle" Pizza October 29, 2003
mugGet the haps on the crapsmug.

crap on a cracker

Mahi: Dude, how is the code coming ?

Randy: Holy crap on a cracker, its not.
by RandyBaby June 27, 2008
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