BRADEN

Simp

“Your such a braden”

by Enemy Spotted June 1, 2020

Brandan

A boy who is like the hottest guy in the world. he will treats you like an angle for a couple months, then BAM he goes and fucks this bitch. but wait you just be so hot he needs you so he still fucks you even though hes with that other bitch. he is so hot and manipulates you so you just give in. also he does drugs and shit which actually makes him hotter!!

girl 1: Brandan is so hot but he just uses me
girl 2: haha girl you just so hot he has no choice
girl 3: stop talkin to him hes a waste of time
girl 1: hes just to sexy i cant!!

by josienahnah August 26, 2012

Bradon

A annoying dumb ass who spends 90% of his day acting homosexual, also interested in manly women.

That guy was acting like such a Bradon today!

by xboxscreen July 4, 2010

badankadank

Weed that is so incredibly dank that it defies use of the word "dank." Weed so good that if it walked into a bar a hush would run through the crowd and people would point and stare.

Hey man, my guy hooked me up with this killer shit for like 25 a gram. Expensive as fuck yeah, but this is straight badankadank!

by knickerbockers June 1, 2009

badankidank

High quality chronic buds, many times resulting in a high far beyond what was expected

"Damn, homie, that grass that jeffrey brought over was bomb!"
"yah, it was some real badankidank"

by the_beast February 20, 2008

Bradington

Bradington is the way that illiterate people think that Bradenton is spelled.

Bradenton is a city located just north of Sarasota, Florida.

People who live in Bradenton like to say that they are from Sarasota.

Edd- Hey Bob, where do you live?

Bob- I'm from Bradington, the best city ever.

Edd- It's called Bradenton, you dumb ass.

Bob- Oh.

by Physical "EDD" ucation October 25, 2008

Braden Moya

Pretty much the greatest guy on the planet. He is incredibly hansome, musically talented, great with kids, hilarious, always hyper and energentic, and the most amazing kisser. Can be spacey at times but is pretty much the most kickass guy ever.

Symtoms of befriending a Braden may include:

-Overly energentic laughter or smiling
-Constant happiness
-Falling head over heels in love

-Jealousy of his musical abilities

-Jealousy of awesomeness (guy)

-Wanting to kiss him

-Being obsessively Happy while around him

Guy 1: Dude did you see Braden Moya today?

Guy 2: Yeah! I wish I was as kickass as him!

by Hungryninjaturtle August 4, 2010