boston yo-yo

The act where one perpetrator begins to defecate on another person and prior to full expulsion on said other person’s chest, the fecal bolus is retracted back into the anus in a “yo-yo” motion, which could, in theory, be continued in perpetuity in a continous, rhythmic, and tantric motion. Prairie dogging meets Cleveland steamer

Dude, I heard Sam totally Boston Yo-yo’s On Joe’s chest, and now they are bffs.

by Vagina Safari October 20, 2018

Bostik

Someone who is typically unable to back up opinions or statements with facts and is usually unable to finish a sentence or action without making themselves look like a fool, idiot, dumb, or stupid.

Noah is bostik because he can’t say something without it being stupid or wrong.

by crawlman364 November 10, 2019

Boston Chin Scratch

A few days after shaving your nuts, when the stubble has started growing back in, you drag them across the face of a consenting partner

Yeah I gave her a Boston Chin Scratch and she won't stop calling me!

by Loopview April 17, 2021

Boston Face

A specific facial aesthetic, predominantly in females, unique to Boston Massachusetts. Characterized by a combination of facial features including thin lips, thin eyebrows, narrow eyes, and artificially colored hair. Typically a result of genetic and environmental factors unique to the Greater Boston Metro Area. Once you see it, you cannot unsee it.

"Bro should I swipe right? She's wicked cute but has a major case of Boston Face"
"Idk bro, she looks like a Toyota Corolla barreling down the Mass Pike"

by Boston Paulie June 18, 2021

Boston Crab Cake

A sexual act where you are fucking a pregnant girl and you reach inside, pull out the baby, and take a bite.

Last night I had the craziest Boston Crab Cake with your mom. Your brother-to-be tasted a little off. Put him back up for some more baking.

by NONONONONONONOOOOO December 15, 2021

south boston handshake

The act of giving and/or receiving a kick in the groin before having lit firecracker thrown down your pants by a guy probably named "Shawn" wearing a Bruins jersey who runs off with his skullcrushers brown bag yelling "GO SOX!".

"I got a South Boston Handshake. Mangled my downstairs up like a chicken pot pie."
"So....good trip to Beantown?"

by Colonel Clownshoes January 24, 2016

cherry Boston creampie

When you cum into a girls pussy while she is on her period, then she proceeds to rub her pussy on your face afterwards.

While Rick was fingering his asshole, he had Roberta give him a cherry Boston creampie.

by Maker of Pies December 30, 2016