Bored

Being BORED is worse than commiting suicide. Being bored tis bad stuff!

You bored? huh?
I am..thats why im on U.D ^^
Go back to class now, u wasting to much timez....

Mr.Reznick: Why you out of class Jens?
Jens: Ughh...im bored.
Mr.Reznick:(face turns red) Get your ass to class right now!
Jens: You not allowed to say ass sir.
Mr.Reznick: Detention...
Jens: *bored*

by Mynameisbeingusedbysomeonelse December 19, 2008

barefeet

The part of a woman that is so arousing and sexy when tied together and defenseless against a captor’s desires.

With her hands tied behind her on the couch, Christina struggled helplessly as her captor played, sucked and licked her pretty bound barefeet, ignoring her protest.

by barefeet March 31, 2007

bored

bored

If you are looking this up,you probably are.

Instead of being bored on the computer, why don't you do something useful. Like get hit by a bus.

by Your Mom in a bikini July 10, 2006

bored shitless

Recurring symptom from a 9-5 office job. Affected employees find themselves mindlessly wandering to the bathroom, only to sit dumbfounded on the toilet as nothing comes out.

Employee 1: Dude, are you okay? You're going to the bathroom a lot.

Employee 2: Don't worry, it's safe in there. I'm just bored shitless.

by credmond12 August 3, 2012

barefoot and pregnant

When a man finds a woman to marry and make into a housewife to start a family with, keeping her pregnant and at home so taking care of child becomes her job while the man goes out to provide for his family

A dress wearing pregnant housewife hands each man a beer, smiles and goes back to the kitchen to cook dinner.

Mike: "Man I need a woman like that. Howd you manage to get so lucky."

Jim: "Trick is to just keep her knocked up. Keeps her at home taking care of me and the kids and running the household. She loves being a stay at home mom."

Mike: "Yeah but dont you want her to go out and work?"

Jim: "I like having her at home with the kids. Besides shes only gotten more beautiful since I've kept her barefoot and pregnant."

Mike: "I think I'm gonna have to find a woman to make barefoot and pregnant too."

by breeder jim April 18, 2015

bored

Boring bored ppl who have boring lives who live in boring houses and boring towns who go to boring schools on boring computers and go on boring websites like boring urban boring dictionary.com and look up boring words like boring, bored or boring things. PS. Boring ppl bore me.

Jenna: I'm bored
Karen: Your boring me
Jenna: Good
Karen: Good!
Jenna: Good!!!
Karen: *starts singing spanish ABC song*
Jenna: *Passes out with bordom*
Karens mom: *Comes in and sings with karen*
Karen: *Throws a spanish ABC song party*

by Betsy and Sieanna October 28, 2008

I am so bored

When you type “I am so bored” into google because the teacher is taking FOREVER to hand out one paper and you type in your thoughts into google using your phone.

You: I am so bored so I will type “I am so bored” into google and see what I find

by AgileToaster March 7, 2022