Bonediddlies

A 16 inch softball team based in the midwest United States, also called "The Greatest Fraternity of Softball Players Ever Established." The team logo is a pig playing a guitar, which symbolizes America and how awesome freedom is.

"Damn dude, the diddlies are the fuckin tits man."

"The Bonediddlies are the dankest softball team in the fucking world."

by Herb Dankerson December 15, 2008

Pootle Bonce

Pootle Bonce is the name of greatest cat in the world. In her time she was singly the most dominate cat in her neighbourhood of Crowborough in East Sussex in the UK - regularly taunting the local dog and chicken population.

Hello Pootle Bonce, do you want some foodies?

by grbrown October 30, 2008

T-boned

The process of one's willy, whilst erect, being slapped across another's face. Usually resulting in a nice big red slap-mark.

A new term originating from Buckinghamshire

"oh dear, i have just been T-boned by my best friend's dad!"

by rainmaker666 June 11, 2006

bounced the shizzle off the hizzle my nizzle

i am not needing a bj right now. come back later u nigga.

Hey billy. Jimmy says "Bounce ur shizzle off his hizzle my nizzle!" he wants u latta.

by ur mom May 6, 2003

small boned

A nice way of saying one is short, small in an odd way, or a midget.

"Yo man I'm not short. I'm just small boned"

by shortbonededness December 9, 2008

boned

adjective;

Like when your mom finds a J and a lighter next to your bed.

ME: Shit dude, my mom found my stash!
HIM: Oh motherfucker your BONED!

by Anonymous May 30, 2003

double bounced

a term that WILL be used by 2017 whichs means: when u make a girl orgasm twice on a waterbed

"yo dude i double bounced this chick on my trampoline."

by BRANDON BORUM started it March 17, 2009