Blueberry Poundcake

A sexual act when just before a man climaxes, the woman punches him in the testicles.

She delivered the blueberry poundcake swiftly before receiving his seed.

by McKraut August 23, 2010

Blubber Roll'd

An online prank where the user is intentionally lured into a falsely titled video of a fatty partaking in lewd acts. With the intention of destroying your up and coming masturbation session.

Person 1 :Dude! Come over here and check out this smoking hott chick dancing!!
Person 2 :OHH Sweet!! wait ... OMFG WTF IS THIS SHIT?!?!?!
Person 1 : HAHA you have just been Blubber Roll'd

by DANgerous16 December 31, 2008

Blueberry cream surprise

sexual act in which someone is choked out in a fit of passion (turning blue in the process). The person doing the choking works their way to climax any which way possible. When the choked out person wakes up, the choker yells suprise and ejaculates in there face. Fully completing the lustful act of passion.

Hey man did you know my girlfriend likes to be choked during sex?
Really? did you give her a Blueberry cream surprise.
Totally did!! and she gave me a blackeye.

by Jago29 September 9, 2010

blueberry pancake

when a smurf cums on your face and leaves it on for 30 minutes then peels off to eat

Jake: “Yo I went to the forest yesterday and I got a blueberry pancake from Papa Smurf it’s basically a smurf cumming on your face then you wait 30 minutes then you eat it, so good and delectable ”

Sarah: “Wow ur so lucky I wish I got one”

by sophiejaydylan April 21, 2020

blueberry mung

A blueberry mung is when a person mungs the corpse of another person that happened to die right when they had blue balls. This specific type of mung yields an extraordinary amount of mung juice per dig, though it should be noted that electric blueberry mungs should be avoided due to the fact that the corpse's testicles may explode into the face of the munger, thereby wasting precious mung juice.

Dude, that geezer died right before he busted a nut with Misty, I bet he'd make for a great Blueberry Mung!

by mungolian October 5, 2007

Labia Blueberry

The feeling a vagina/labia has the morning after a night of rough sex, usually with a man with a large penis.

John M has a huge penis and has sex with Jane Virgin. She has a labia blueberry the next day.

by Kayfive March 30, 2007

blumbering

to mumble bullshit, to blumber.

Stop blumbering!

by dgfdbf October 20, 2010